Good News! President Obama Will Have His Drone Returned*

*Although I'm not sure it will be as effective as the one they lost. It appears they're shooting for more of a child's toy/tool of propaganda. This foreign policy policy is working wonders...

"The toys come with a transparent plastic stand emblazoned with a quotation from Ayatollah Khomeini, the founder of the Islamic Republic: “We will put America under our feet.”