bhmf's Back In Town!

Aw yeah, another Manic Monday, but bhmf and the Boogerman are getting the band back together.

Jackals is crazy........

.......fierce. Even if they don't never post. Ya know dat's riiiiiight.

Where's the Love?

Well, as a matter fact, it's everywhere. Just ask this crazy chick Valeria Lukyanova! She thinks, "everything is love. Love is God. I am you and you are me." Well in that case I must be a goddamn alien.

Yo, let me just cut to the goddamn chase here. This post is for the Boogers man! When I first read about this chick I thought: goddamn this bitch is nuts!!! Perfect match for the Boogers man!!! I mean, follow me here, she thinks she is a fucking alien and good lordy talk about low maintenance!!! A more perfect match could not be found!!! Says she is into BREATHARIANISM, well holy goddamn shit, won't be too far a step to turn her on to RASTAFARISM now would it? Here baby, breathe on this spliff for a quick min.............

Unemployed: Day 100

It's been 100 days since I went to a full time job. Friends have chipped in here and there and I've made enough to pay rent and (most) bills since that time. It could be worse. But goddamn shit gets to a cracker. I didn't set out the century mark, just got the old urge to hit up the Den. Looked back at the calendar and it was, 100 freaking days. Since then I've mopped a lot of floors, don't mind it actually, mopping's pretty cool. Picked up some dog shit, got ringworm from those shaggy bastards. Taken out a lot of trash and cleaned up after hill wonks playing beer pong and flip cup. That last one was the worst. Dogs are awesome, I'll take dogs over drunk DCites any day. Then there's the weather. Can this jackal get a reprieve? Is there any end in sight? Howl?