BMR+Ball Deezy=Good Ol' Days

We're reppin' this bitch hard as a motherfucker. It's a two-man Jackals Den renaissance and call me Rocky Balboa, but I didn't hear no bell. I did hear Fetus Face talk a bunch of garbage about how crappy the Den was. Since being called out by numerous posts, dude hasn't said peep. I'm just typing...

Pontius: Appointment of the BM frightens me

I think it has been long enough now to openly discuss the pending nuptials of our beloved Nuggets a.k.a. VoiceMail.

If not, my bad for blowing up your spot, VoiceMail. It's not like I said you were having a kid like some other jackals in the room. (cough). I, myself, am quite fired up at the pairing for the obvious reasons, soon-to-be-Ms. Voicemail is JAF, as well as the fact that it is yet another excuse to get awesome. At any rate, if you haven't heard already, Pontius is in the driver's seat for sending him off into the married life. Based on his mancation performance, needless to say I am more than a little concerned.

Don't get me wrong, Pontius has been on the right side of getting awesome on more than one occasion. But someone that spends their time scouring ebay for DC United scarfs and rocking out to the Decemberists on his iPhone while riding on his fixie in the mean streets of DC does leave room for concern.

I have not heard any murmurs of possible BP ideas, and I am certain it will go off without a hitch, but I have a feeling I am not alone in having some reservations about the possible Gay Clone infiltration of said event. Thoughts?

Boogerdamus

I don't want to sound like too much of a homer here, but this season could be a breakout of a breakout season for Ed Reed, even though every fucking quarterback knows not to throw to this guy. The reason I think so is the team's sudden depth at the cornerback position. One interception through eleven games last year and then eight interceptions in the remaining six games. He's got Dawan Landry coming back, I'M JUST SAYING, if the interceptions start before the tenth game of the season, you're going to see a lot of highlight film. Carson Palmer has already started shitting his gold fleece undies. Oh no, you lost Bart Scott! That's gonna be harder to overcome than losing Adalius Thomas.