Monday, November 2, 2009

Jackal in Hiding: Scar Shoulders


That victory was impressive enough for Gaybriel Clonelle to come out of summer hibernation and demand a bottle of scotch. It's hard to believe this Eagles team lost to the Oakland Raiders two weeks ago. Eli Manning is a hair more intimidating than this kitten:

His stats through their last three losses


WEEKOPPRESULTCMPATTYDSCMP%LNGTDINTRATATTYDSAVGTD
6@NOL 48-27143117845.2








7ARIL 24-17193724351.4621347.51-1-1.00
8@PHIL 40-17203922251.3351255.733411.30



Joe Flacco through a 3 game skid:


WEEKOPPRESULTCMPATTYDSCMP%LNGTDINTRATATTYDSAVGTD
4@NEL 27-21274726457.4222178.7122.00
5CINL 17-14223118671.0481270.1199.00
6@MINL 33-31284338565.16320109.2000.00


Hey, Giants, did you have fun beating up the fat retarded kids of the NFL? I hope so. Welcome to the 2009 season, bitches.