Wednesday, June 10, 2009

F, Marry, Kill - A Jackal's Perspective

I am sure many of you are familiar with the F. Marry, Kill game played on Howard Stern, or at least heard of it from many others who enjoy a good opinion question. Basically you are provided 3 names. And you must F one, marry one and kill one.

So I thought I would kick it off by grabbing the first 3 women in today's headlines and throwing it out there for discussion. I picked these particular women because all 3 would look pretty good after a few Bone Crushers, but to have to speak to any one of them for more than 10 seconds without the aide of a narcotic would be next to impossible. Anxiously awaiting responses.

Kendra "Girl Next Door" Wilkinson Britney Spears
Sarah Palin
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9 comments:

  1. Boogers McRibJune 10, 2009 at 1:17 PM

    F Kendra because she is the youngest and has a body that's straight out of 'Weird Science'

    Kill Sarah Palin on pure principle

    Marry Britney Spears, poison Britney Spears, collect Britney Spears' royalties until her family sues your dick off

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  2. Tico285June 10, 2009 at 1:18 PM

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  3. MattJune 10, 2009 at 1:27 PM

    Fuck: Kendra
    Kill: Spears
    Kill: Palin

    (I am already marry to my own angel)

    amazing answer but doesnt count. have to marry one of them. that is the whole point, who's bs could you tolerate the most?

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  4. MattJune 10, 2009 at 1:28 PM

    F Kendra
    K palin
    M Spears....I'm rich biiiitch!!

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  5. Tico285June 10, 2009 at 1:32 PM

    F: Kendra
    K: Spears (How much is your dick worth? A month with that $2 vagina will leave a mark)
    M: Palin (Mr. Vice President...HOWLLL!)

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  6. ScarShouldersJune 10, 2009 at 1:33 PM

    ALL WRONG ANSWERS!

    Jackals don't Marry or Fuck, they only kill. All three of the bitches would be DAF (dead as fuck) and I would be feeding their breast, ass, cheek, not brain implants to my pack.

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  7. AnonymousJune 10, 2009 at 2:43 PM

    F Palin
    M Spears
    K Kendra ( have you heard that bitch laugh?)

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  8. MattJune 10, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    I want to know who that is because that response rules.

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  9. BabyfaceJune 10, 2009 at 5:27 PM

    for all those who thought theyd get rich by killing britney spears
    you are DAF (dumb as fuck)
    shes trailor trash and doesnt have money and is in a shit ton of debt most likely
    youd have to marry that kendra bitch to get money more than likely

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