Heading to the Inferno that is the East Coast!

If these retards (imagine yourself a picture of some goofily dressed Mounties right here) delay me or hold me up in anyway God help them. It won't be God save the queen let me tell you. Fucking over dressed zealots. Ha ha I kid I love the mounties and I love Canada, play Neil Young every time I get to the border as a mini karmic peace offering.

So you Jackals better be getting ready to do some serious fucking camping. I know BMR is down. I know Rusty T Bone is down. Glinker's (I forget his Den moniker cause the sorry ass never posts shit, so how am I to remember?) gotta hike 50 miles on the AT I hear. Pussy. I just hope this shit happens and no one gets burnt alive or falls off the mountainside cause they are so damn intoxicated. Wouldn't want anyone to get hurt you know. Safe camping and following all the local laws and regulations is what we here at the Den are all about. Oh shit who am I kidding, I need to go pack. Procrastinated long enough.

If You Gotta Go...

"A western Michigan high school basketball player collapsed on the court and later died after making the game-winning shot to cap his team’s perfect season."

Not jackal enough? How about knowingly/willingly eating yourself to death? bhmf, this one is ripe for puns...

Keeping It Jackal: Ovie

Living the Dream: Mark Sanchez

We all want to be an NFL quarterback, right?

RIP: Baby Opossum

My dog went JAF and bit this opossum's head. It was night time and behind my house, so when I looked over and saw it twitching, I thought it was a rat. This was the first time he's killed something. I feel pretty shitty about it.

GCOTD: Keth Brooking (Entire Cowboys Roster)

I don't know who would get fired up watching this fuckin'

honkey 'do his thing'. Babyface, does this 'git you

ready for some football?' Please tell this man he is not Ray Lewis.

BA-LEEVE IT

...is streaming on my desktop while I work. Don't sleep on John Lithgow.