Jackal's Day In Court: Eleven Months Later

Almost a year later and DC Superior Court finally ruled that the security deposit plus interests and court costs are due to Mr. McRib, attorney at law. We learned two things here, kids:

1) If you're renovating and renting without regard for permits, licenses and general building code, return your tenant's security deposit

2) If you're taking an old landlord to court, make sure said landlord HAS money

While there was a moral victory to be had, that shit don't pay bills. Don't sleep.

Jackal Undercover: Voicemail

When a ninja needs to commit ninjadom, who does he turn to? Does he turn to his blood-Jackal? A Jackal he can trust, possibly AS far as he can throw. So when BMR needed to drop papers a.k.a. "serva bitch", he called up his boy Nuggets, naturally. VM is one of the only Jackals to lay eyes on the target in question. If you're not familiar with Small Claims cases, Nuggets mission, since he chose to accept it, I kind of put him on the spot there, is to physically touch the ol' landlady with the "papers". I'm going to stake out and come up with a routine, I'm thinking binoculars, pork rinds, CB radio, I want to get Richard Dreyfus on this bitch.