Shit thats annoying
Im tired of fuckin acronyms. I understand yall gay clones have to keep your job so you dont wanna actually type out the words gay as fuck cuz your scurred the man will come down on you like a jackal on wounded animal. but i for one am tired of people using acronyms that are entirely too long. they are for scrimps and its just a bunch of bullshit. This is propelled by the every growing trend of not saying "bad words". If i wanna say fuck my life im not gonna say FML cuz thats fucking stupid. GTG ROFL BRB BFF BFFL? TTYL GAF PAF OMG fucking LOL. Its all a bunch of stupid fucking gay clones scrimtastic unjackal retarted laguage. or SFGCSURL
This post was created after Head and I had a conversation on E FUCKING MAIL at 9:19pm EDT. What Ball Deep said and did had no effect whatsoever on me deciding to post this. Ball Deep can try to run shit as much as he wants but things go down after 8pm on Mancations and nobody wants to follow a dude sleeping in a bedroom with his woobie when there are Shenanigans to be had.
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I'm normally pretty inclusive sort of person, but this submission has some serious holes. In particular, it's almost entirely devoid of logical thought. We write GAF because we don't want to write "fuck"? Seriously? The blog's banner says "Skull fucking the internet". As I write this, the word "fuck" no later than the third word of each of the last two posts. Clearly we're not afraid to say "fuck" and the use of this term is just a matter of convenience.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite aspect of this line of thinking is the conclusion: "This is propelled by the every growing trend of not saying "bad words". If i wanna say fuck my life im not gonna say FML cuz thats fucking stupid. GTG ROFL BRB BFF BFFL? TTYL GAF PAF OMG fucking LOL."
Aside from the aforementioned GAF, none of the acronyms that you cite include any "bad words" at all (except perhaps BFFL or PAF, whatever the fuck those are). So how this establishes a trend of using acronyms to avoid "bad words", I have no idea. This whole thing has the feel of being vomited out in a matter of seconds. We can't all be completely nonsensical - that's Tico's schtick (and he compensates with T&A).
I suppose you do get some props for coming right at us with a critique, and the last line was pretty funny, but nevertheless my vote is a THUMBS DOWN.
P.S. No getting your feelings hurt, either - that's Brown Dogg's shtick.
ReplyDeleteWTF? Thumbs down.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like a Jerry Seinfeld observation meets Dane Cook's over-the-top lack of humor. Don't try so hard and like Glinka said, open invite, but we all reserve the right to rip any non funny shit writers a new one. T Large's e-personation of ScarTissue was some funny shit. I'm thinking shit fuckin balls cunt, don't worry about fuckin' jackals dodging jesus titty fucking christ curse words(speaking of which, Nuggets, get a new job where you can blog, do work that actually helps America's economy and give me back Team America. Five foot ass muther fucker
ReplyDeleteIf you still want the job, we'll be happy to let you post and make fun of absolutely everything about you! Nothing is off limits, we have only scratched the surface of that policy here on the blog...
ReplyDeletei am more confused than ever.
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ BallD, never quit your day job to become a private eye.
ReplyDeleteI just can't keep up with all the different conversations AND have a life. trying to find balance here.
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