Jackalosophy 101: Native American Prophecy

I hope I get the typical, "Boogers, lay off the Scooby Snacks" response to this post. This shit is fucking gospel. WORD FOR WORD. I hope it shakes your core and prompts you to not watch the whole thing and write it off as "hippie shit". Please! KFTC. I got on this YouTube trail after listening to On Point with Tom Ashbrook, which discussed the implications of this study by Stanford University and stumbling upon a fellow blogspot. You want to know why I can't quit smoking? Lung cancer ain't shit compared to what a fucking shitload of people will face this century. The fucked up thing? Native Americans knew this shit was coming. And we deserve it. Watch the video, 60 million native Americans reduced to 800,000. That jackal in the video never raised his voice. If you monitored his blood pressure while shooting that video, it would probably follow a straight, flat line. Call me what you want. I hate myself and all of us. Everyone who doesn't live the way this dude and his people did. Sorry for the buzzkill, but I don't know how else to vent.

God is Great: Boogers Got a New Boss...

...and holy crap, she is smokin'. 

In Canada eh

Not sure what all the fuss is aboot. Not sure what the giant servings of ice cream are aboot. Damn sure these Clones don't know what Jackals are aboot. They've been warned.

GCOTD: I-76 West through Pennsyltucky

Have you ever drove on this piece of shit? Jesus Titty Fucking Christ it sucks. We were on this bad boy for a good 3+ hours last night and the entire thing is under construction. Why? I have no fucking idea there are no exits off of the thing and clearly nobody lives out here that drives on gravel roads, but apparently it was worth $113,000,000.00 to totally fuck up and slow down my drive. Seriously Pennsyltucky, go fuck yourself.