G(s)COTD: The Big 3 Beermakers

"Why are the most popular American beers so weak?

Because they’re the next best thing to prohibition. "

Friday Hottie: Nina Agdal

GCOTD:(shocker)Mike Shesh...Kryzew...Fuckit that guy from Duke that looks like a fuckng rat? Yeah, him.

 

This photo is so goddamn fucking epic. It's followed closely by this article. I love to hate a lot of people. No one more than this man(possibly true, but likely not. I mean I've never met the dude but his track record ain't good.). Oh and make no mistake, they got extremely embarrassed on the national TVs, probably the last time these two meet in a regular season, conference game. Way to jackal the fuck up lads and sorry it took me so long to post about it.


“I have a great deal of respect for Maryland," said a sour Mike Krzyzewski Saturday night, down the hall from thousands of fans still jostling on the Comcast Center court after the unranked Terrapins’ two-point win over second-ranked Duke. He paused briefly, then added: “If it was such a rivalry, they’d still be in the ACC. Obviously they don’t think it’s that important, or they wouldn’t be in the Big Ten."

Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet.

I told that wigger ass dog he was a golden and not a black lab.

Friday Hottie: Luisana Lopilato

Jackal Advice

Just a simple little rule to live by: Try not to be a cunt!

KFTC: Obamanomics

Alright now that there's rumblings of a Den we used to know and we've appeased our dear leader by fraternizing with inconsequential distractions(which I dearly love, make no mistake, nothin' but love Ravens and Terps), how about we get down to brass tacks and discuss Keynesian economics? What is the Obama administration up to and should we call 'Shenanigans'? How likely is a full blown currency war? Will the next 12 - 18 months harbor a fiat currency collapse and is that why the Department of "Homeland Security" is purchasing millions of rounds of hollow-tip ammunition and other weapons of mass oppression? Tawlk amongst yaselves...

Penis Buffet: Tico the Loco

Hey Ticodamus, do you have any more brave proclamations before your bitchass Hokies get stomped in the ground tomorrow? You and Head are gonna be watching 'The Notebook' on marathon loop when the Terps are done with you.

SUCK ONE!: Spambots

Dere you go, Spambots! Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am? Do you think I'm logging onto the Jackals' Den to read your fucking bullshit? Like bhmf said, round here we tend to back up what the fuck we say. See that screengrab up there? Yeah, that's right. I reported you to Google. Since they own all of our dicks, I figure they'll find a way to put the kibosh on the whackness you're spreading like the plague. Don't fuck wit tha Jackals, lest ye' get fucked wit. Ya' heard?

Pinch Me

The Baltimore Ravens are World Champions. And he springs this serious gourmet shit on us. I's expecting some freeze-dried Taster's Choice. What flavor is this?

Friday Hottie(s): Baltimore Ravens Cheerleaders