
I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again

If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!
Now give me my fucking Capitals hat....God damn you NFLshop....god DAMN you!
I'll learn you bitches!
PS in case you can't read the picture:
"Crosby is a crybaby bitch...HHHHHOOOWWWLLLLL!!!!....Go Caps....SHITTSBURG" Thanks for the idea Babyface.
Hope these fools get bitchslapped on NBC next Sunday.