Sunday, July 31, 2011

Thank you, assholes.


Thank you asshole owners and players. I finally can get focused about being bitter for this fall. Also, props to my favorite site for being up on that shit- profootballtalk . Its like Perez Hilton for football queers. Especially this week. Also, fuck you McNabb, from me and Bernard Hopkins , fuck you Haynesworthless, from me, all skins fans and in the future- pats fans. Fuck you Dan Snyder, for continuing to exist and to somehow be worse than Jerrah. Fuck you Shannatans, for having horrible judgement, but still better than may-he-get-esophageal-cancer-Jim-Zorn, fuck you Sexy Rexy, fuck you kiss ass John/Josh Beck, whatever the fuck your name is, Colt Brennan was better than you- and he was from Hawaii! Fuck you Santana Moss, for resigning, you short little bitch who sometimes give a fuck but mostly sucks, even though you had 1000+yards last season. Lastly, and for all time, eat a bag of dicks V. Cerrato! If I ever see you on the streets I will run you over, and if I see you in person while you somehow managed to con some assholes into thinking you could be on tv/run a football team- Matt Millen style, I will scalp you with an officially licensed Redskins (TM) tomahawk.

HAIL!!!