Karma Is A Bitch: Tony Parker

Haha! Dare you go, Tony Parker! How you like that you son of a bitch? I knew she was too good for your clone, French ass. The Spurs suck, you suck and now I can go back to completely sweating your (soon to be) ex-wife.

Eva, get your fly tookus over here and let BMR show you how jackals do. Uh, you missed a spot, sweetie.

KFTC: The Devil

I once had a nurse from Trinidad and Tobago. She was one of the hottest women I've ever seen. The image put forth by this story is slightly more disturbing.