That shit's whack!

People got to work their fingers to the bones nowadays to make ends meet. And the Den don't like that. Read this shit to get an idea of what I am talking about. If I were a tea-sipping gentleman on the other side of the pond I might properly respond to her majesty with a great big fuck you. But since I am not, I will respond (for good measure) in kind anyway. Fuck you, from your former slaves, you pompous shit-heads. Ha, I feel better now, thank you......

WTF?: Toilet Brush Manslaughter

Can anyone explain this to me? Head, how is this possible?

Friday Hottie: Interactive Skanks

fuckin' skanks.

In Response: Head...I hate yo sorry ass

The fact that you are just discovering this now shows how little you know about the NFL. Even chicks know this shit Head. Why the fuck do you think I have been silent with my trash talking over the past few weeks??

Also, http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2009/10/12/most-amazing-stat-of-the-day/ is a completely useless link. “Page cannot be displayed” doesn’t prove anything other than the fact the the hyperlink master is losing his touch.

Washington is a team in utter disarray. It is our owner’s fault. The fans know it, media knows it, players and coaches know it, hell even chicks know it. And have since week 2. Yet you are just posting this now. Which means you are either (a) stupid as fuck or (b) really fucking unobservant
I heard Doug Gottlieb last night on ESPN radio (major douche) say the worst teams in the League were as follows:

Oakland, Cleveland, St. Louis, Detroit, Tennesee, Buffalo, Tampa Bay and my beloved Washington Redskins. He didn't even mention winless Kansas City whom we play Sunday. Apparently he thinks they are better than the Skins (Pretty fucking awful). If they lose this weekend which many people in DC hope they will so that change is forced to happen, this point will be proven correct.

I admit the team is really bad, but why the fuck do you care? You don’t even like the NFL. None of you intellectual types do. It is too ‘Merican for you to handle. Big ass truck commercials, American shitty beer commercials, massive corporate marketing, cheerleaders, tailgating, hot dogs, burgers, hot women, excessive drinking etc, etc. Oh wait. College football has all the same shit and a 1/3 of the mystique, excitement, talent or fucking ACTUAL champion at the end of the season. Go watch your shitty ass college games where they vote for the champion instead of having playoffs.

JOTD: Gore Vidal

This guy doesn't hold back a goddamn thing. That's why he's the Jackal of the Day. Ignore the stupid Brit/America sucks/"read my article" headline and read the dude's article. As I was looking for a picture of him, though, it turns out he always had a "beloved" cat. There's absolutely nothing jackal about that, but maybe he needs a little oil in his jackal vinegar if you know what I'm saying. If you have no clue what I'm saying, it's cool. Sticky Rice got "fatheaded" last night with my karaoke performance. I said "like a man" about 8 or 9 times and man was pronounced "may-awn", i.e. South Park, DVDA, Team America, etc.

fatheaded - "fat^hed-did" - past tense, verb: to be posterized as a life-size wall decoration, made an example
"Wow, Ray Lewis fatheaded the shit out of Darren Sproles in Week 2."

P.S. Have you EVER heard a more redneck story?