Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Gay Clone of the year...early nomination

Auto Tune vs. Metropolitan Orlando





They both have the "face of the franchise", auto tune, a science experiment gone awry, has T-Pain, and the Orlando Magic, none other than the citizens of Downtown Metropolitan Orlando, and Stan van Gundy.

Former GCOTD, Kanye West,
went so far as to record an entire "album" with this whack shit. The formula for any popular hit song on hip-hop radio...intro with beat, high pitch robot, hook with word and modifier, i.e. "Stanky Leg", "Blame It", low pitch robot, repeat hook 34 times, sell records, drive Voicemail bat-shit crazy.

Claiming to be a "major city", Orlando hails from the panhandle-shaped cradle of sex offenders, Florida. Coincidentally, home to T-Fucking Pain, Florida rarely gives America reason to be proud.

I dare you to listen to this entire song.

Thank God for Wendy's.


So, Jackals, what say you?

3 comments:

  1. voicemail coming with the heat. I like it. Auto is so fucking gay I can't take it.

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  2. I will note that Andy Samburg is a multiple Auto Tune offender. Pretty spot on, but that's why we have the SS music reviews, to reclaim hip hop from it's new era of bullshit.

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  3. Odd that you keep mentioning Florida in conjunction with sex offenders - my only knowledge of a connection is that Miami makes them live under a bridge.

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