Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Ask a Jackal

How old is 16 really?
This is not a question of whether this female is attractive there will be no photos posted on this.
The question is if I'm 18 going into my second year of college and I have been approached by a female who is 16 going into her junior year of high school looking for some Jackal lovin am i too old for her?
Is a two year difference short sleeves or not?
help a jackal out because I only have 4 days before im gone for two weeks and I need to make a move.

11 comments:

  1. how good of a lawyer do you have? If the answer is I don't have a lawyer or not a very good one, then 16 is too young. For most people in the den 16 is really, really young and it would be creepy to even discuss such things. That said, got any pics? It's the only way to really be sure.

    Signed,
    Dr. Short Sleeves

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  2. I'm in agreement here. You're in college. Go get laid by somebody who knows what they're doing.

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  3. Hey man, Go For It. Soon you'll be too old for a 16 year old. There will be plenty of 18 year old later in life. Get it while you got it, and it's still legal:

    "What is the age of consent in Maryland for engaging in sexual conduct
    Maryland Criminal Attorney- This is a legal question that I am asked quite often, mostly by young men. The answer to the question is contained in the trite but partly true expression that "15 will get you 20". The general rule is that the age at which a young person can legally consent to engage in vaginal intercourse, sexual contact, or a sexual act with another person is 16 years. There is an exception to this rule if the older participant (usually the man) is less than four years older than the girl. In other words, it may or may not be illegal for an 19 year old to have sex with a 15 year old or a 18 year old to have sex with a 14 year old depending upon when the participants birthdays occur. A violation of the statute only occurs if the participants' birthdays are four years or more apart."

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  4. My brother is the Man. I wholeheartedly agree. If she's good looking and you've got nothing else going on, what else are you going to do?

    Oh, and if you do post some pictures, be careful of their nature - that's one way a 16-year old can get you in trouble. Even if you're only 18. (P.S. You're only 18??? Holy fuck grow the fuck up!)

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  5. (18 - 16)+ summer vacation = good fuckin plan.

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  6. it is pretty creepy how ready the Wiz was with the legality of this issue. If this is true I change my vote.

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  7. Well yeah the Wiz asked himself this same very question except replace 18 with 19 and 16 with 15 and answered "date her for 4+ years"...

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  8. thank you wiz for your legal advice
    you are indeed wise beyond your years

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  9. If it's anal sex, it doesn't count as statutory, right? Plus she'll be able to maintain her virginity!

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  10. How has Tico not commented on this post with his signature line yet?

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  11. Requesting an update before you're out of the loop for 2 weeks.

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