Many of us have often wondered what it is like to be a total hipster doofus. You may or may not find yourself thinking "man I hate people who thought they were so cool in high school. I'll show them how smart I am by totally excluding them from the GayAssShit I do now. I don't need to be popular cause I am so fucking cool...Unlike those losers who thought they were so cool!"
You might even stand in line for a band that is so cool they don't even play music they just think it and hold instruments and it's so really smart and cool. That line might look like this.
But what happens to these people after the 'concert' is over. Do they get laid? Do they jerk off? Apparently not. Apparently they are so fucking cool they fuck the air. Then they get so good at it they become professional air fuckers and move on to the never getting laid cause I am so fucking cool and judgemental air fucking championships! http://www.airsexworldchampionships.com/?page_id=82
That's how cool Rock and Roll is. Air fucking.
Your play T Large and Clonelle. Check and . . . . MATE!
your freaking airporn crashed my computer! awesome report though. phew that was close. Had visions of an HR meeting with the boss.
ReplyDeleteYo. If you fuckers start with that Clonelle shit I am going to start dropping real names all over this blog and drive it to hell.
ReplyDeleteI just wrote "Lee" and then deleted it and decided to write it anyway because there are enough dumb motherfuckers on this planet with that name to make it inconspicuous -- blow it out your fucking corn hole. You know most of the fucking douchebags that go to see "up in smoke" look worse than this line of fags -- and yes they are mostly white.
What's worse than a bunch of white douchebags dressed up like hipster doofuses waiting to go in and see the "plain white T's"? A bunch of fucking (white) tools in triple-X white t-shirts and jailhouse drawers with one leg rolled up and a sideways hat with the price tag still on it.
Check mate? Think again.
P.S. I'll blow this motherfucker out of the water. MY NAME IS ALDENTE SCHWANZ. Try me.
P.P.S. Yes, I am drunk out of my skull on a Tuesday night and my typing skills are impeccable.
Fuck you.
Least those dudes get laid off some fake ghetto bitches and don't have to resort to sport air fucking....
ReplyDeleteIn case you didn't read my comment above and could not derive the following: I don't give a fuck what these losers do (get laid, air fukking, etc).
ReplyDeleteMy point was that GOOD music is not what these tools are listening to... and that there are worse tools that line up to see the music that YOU listen to.
Get it?
And there is no arguing this point. I'm sorry.
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