Thursday, June 11, 2009

What's More Jackal?

The first installment in a new feature in the Den What's More Jackal? I won't even explain the premise.

As we continue my never ending debate with T-Cramps and Fusilli Dick I would like to enter into evidence two exhibits. These exhibits demonstrate what people are known to do when they here certain music.

Exhibit A

Feats of athletic prowess, on beat dancing, stunts involving giant bear traps, howling.

Exhibit B

Off beat dancing, people standing around looking bored, some gay arm flapping.

So the question posed to the jury is simple: What's More Jackal?



21 comments:

  1. first of all amazing post. how the hell did you embed the videos? you are truly a jackal amongst jackals. Secondly, comparing the Genesis to some fucked up hippie is downright insulting. Phuck Phish and Phuck hippies sorry T-Large and Boog. I hate that counter culture shit. Have you ever noticed the majority of hippies come from well to do families? you ever seen a hippie from the hood?? JAckals keep it gangsta and would never get down at some lame as phish concert.

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  2. PPPPPPPS - I have watched the Stomp the Yard clip 2 times already and I am dancing in my cubicle right now. I can't help it. If you would have put the TNT crew, my head may have blown off.

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  3. PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPS - I am not in any way shape or form suggesting that i am from the hood, but I am a jackal.

    PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPS - I just had a SHITLOAD of coffee.

    HHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

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  4. THATS WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT!!! SNORT A LINE OF EMERGEN-C OFF THE NEXT INTERN THAT WALKS BY AND HOWL AT THE MOON!!!!

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  5. i would say the stomp the yard is more jackal
    hippies pretty much serve no purpose but im not one to hate on a music genre
    i would also like to point out that not a one jackal among us as the athletic prowess or dancing abuilty to pull off the first clip

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  6. i am going to have to go ahead and sort of disagree with you there, In case you didn't know we have our own crew called the Jackals which is where the name came from, which is why you are typing on this blog right now. Jackals dont stomp cause stompin's for pussies...we battle. Anytime, anywhere.

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  7. Point BallD +1
    Jackals have been known to battle so ferociously they have been thrown out of bars called Shenanigans....

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  8. i am aware you battle and that is the whole point of this thing
    i understand the lineage of the jackal crew
    all i am saying is that drunken failing of the limbs of the body is not as technically challenging as the moves performed in "stomp the yard"

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  9. babyface don't test your limits with a Jackal master. It will most certainly end in you being covered in UNF.

    kids.

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  10. You trying to have a battle? Your Junior Crew vs the Old School Jackal Death Squad? Anytime any place Jackal Puppy...

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  11. We can throw on Go To Sleep and see who gets put to it.

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  12. i am entirely positive that if i got my roomate in my "junior crew"
    my crew would bend over Ball Deep and Scar shoulders in a fashion only seen at a Washington nationals baseball game

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  13. OK its on then at Shenanigans. Oh wait you can't go there because your too wittle...

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  14. yeah im too wittle this is true
    i have a lot of years of no being knee deep in crap filled diapers ahead of me
    also happy bday to your little one

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  15. whoa the high road? not familiar with this tactic. I am not sure how to respond to this.

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  16. OK Babyface, EyeMuffs.

    BDeep, his roommate is from BMore and is actually in a crew that actually battles in Bmore on the streets ala scene 1 each and every weekend. I think he actually broke his ankle in a battle earlier this year. We may get skrimped out if he's involved... Or I'll have to own him and make him start repping Jackals on the streets of BMore.

    OK, Babyface you can look again.

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  17. yeah we got this. if we start losing then we will just have to rough him up by the railroad tracks afterwards.

    i ain't scurred.

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  18. Respect to babyface for threatening to "bend over" his big bro. That is some nasty Tico trashtalk Marshall Mathers style, talking about J-Lo:

    "I'd fuck her even if she was my own mother, and cum inside, her and have a son and a brother"

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  19. SS, once again you are comparing apples to oranges. That's a professionally paid performer and a drugged out hippie. Of course the pro is going to be better at dancing!

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  20. Although you have to give this guy props, he doesn't give a fuck and people dug it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frd0CPYuZgU

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  21. T-Cramp. I keep clicking but nothing pops up. We don't do cut and paste links anymore on the blog. That is so Tuesday...

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