Jackals: The Next Dinosaurs?

Are we, as jackals, doomed to the fate of awesomeness gone by? No one of us would be able to hold one of the four expressions on display here for more than five seconds without cracking the fuck up. These chaps were probably swimming in vaj. I'm pretty sure they had ass flying in through the kitchen window. You could weave four sweaters for Mike Greenberg out of their hair, but only one for Mike Golic. It's not like I'm here to take a dump on our glorious blog. It's so much the opposite. Throw feces and urine all up in this bitch. Open up your window and howl as opposed to saying, "I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!" or "Rosebud!" or "You can't handle the truth!" or "Hey, Gilmore, you suck! Jackasss!!!!!!" Just don't take your fecal tossin' for granted. After all,