There are 8 things that are Gay as Fuck in this Evite. Find all 8 and you get a special prize.
A handful of you are related to the person who has the time to send out this gay shit but doesn't have the time to look at or post on the blog. Your entire family is disgraced by these actions.
just this page or do we get to view the actual evite? If it's just this page I can only think of a few, starting with whoever Todd is's last name
ReplyDeleteShit! Fucking not being signed in cost me being the firs to Jean-Pierre. I think also the lack of a location.
ReplyDeleteJust this page. I don't click on gay shit, although I could put a link to the blog on my no response on the Evite...
ReplyDeleteThe GAF location is on there like five fuckign times! oh shit I gave one away...
ReplyDeleteThe fact that he expects you to do anything other than get awesome at 5pm is GAF.
ReplyDeleteYes, but the listed location doesn't really mean anything (as far as I know). Is The Big Hunt in DC, MD, or VA? And where is it in said state/districts?
ReplyDeleteIt's in DC and it's fucking lame. It's a kickball bar.
ReplyDeleteTodd is a pretty gay first name too, unless your last name is Fu$$el...
ReplyDeleteI think the largest gay orgy was organized by Washington Nationals fans, but the State Department was a close #2. I could only count 6:
ReplyDelete1) two last names hyphenated on the host
2) the name Pierre
3) Dupont Circle(north, south, east or west, shit is fuckin' GAF
4) instruction to "come to the party room"(GAF unless you're at a strip club)
5) "INVITE EVERYONE YOU KNOW"(and guilt them into donating to a charity instead of going and getting righteous)
6) nothing associated with the Nationals can ever be considered a prize and therefore is GAF
That's all I got. Drop knowledge, Scar Tissue
7) Alex is a Gay as FUCK name...only turds name their kids that!
ReplyDeleteI'll let people keep playing, and mind you I DID NOT click on the Evite. Boogers hit on 2 of them though...
ReplyDeleteScore one for Tico! Dudes name is Pontius, he needs to recognize.
ReplyDeleteThe darkness spreads...
ReplyDeleteYeah except it doesn't actually point here.
ReplyDeleteReporting answers live from E MAIL!!!
ReplyDeleteBoogers: spill it, ninja
what are the 8 things
?
Sent at 4:07 PM on Thursday
me: ok
#1 Burgandy Invite
Boogers: weak
me: #2 Invite to Charity Event
#3 the big hunt
Boogers: never been
me: #4 the gay ass graphic
#5 todd french last name
#6 its on a thursday
#7 at 5pm
#8 Pontius
Boogers: so basically
everything about it
if we had written each detail down
me: every single thing about it is gay as fuck
Boogers: we would have been right
me: exactly
Boogers: wow
i wasted a lot of time on that...
Honestly, some of those answers are pretty lame. Thursdays are gay? Would you rather be attending a charity event on Friday or Saturday? 5 pm is gay? Would you rather that he ask you to use vacation time and do it during the day? The fact that you called it burgundy rather than maroon or dark red is probably as gay as the fact that it's burgundy.
ReplyDeleteWith that said, Pontius needs to Get Bent.
RBC,
ReplyDeleteCan you please enlighten us on exactly how much time you spent on this?? And in the future I want you to be thinking about opportunity costs. Could you have better spent that time fetching more pictures of male asses...ummm.....I mean ?hot girl? asses at your job? I'm just sayin....
Burgandy = Redskins = gay. I think some of the others caught the dig I wass trying to throw.
ReplyDeleteI do like that you and RBC both clearly spent at least 20 minutes on this however.
Burgunday ~ Maroon = ACC Champions = Awesome = Redskins awesome
ReplyDelete(Thumbs down on stupid 7 year old Where is Gay guido detail "games")
Whoa Whoa Whoa Let's make this clear: VT != Redskins
ReplyDeleteObviously VT > Redskins...who do you root for in NFL Head?
ReplyDeleteI am more of a 49er anyway but as you can see burgundy is the fucking sweetest color
ReplyDeleteYes, poop is the sweetest color. When you get shitted on it blends right in, good point!
ReplyDelete"Burgandy = Redskins = gay. I think some of the others caught the dig I wass trying to throw."
ReplyDeleteBurgundy asshole. get it right. I notice how you ignored my NFL posting a few days ago. If you scared say you scared.