Thursday, June 25, 2009

GCOTD: Michael Bay

What?!? The new Transformers movie licks Dirty Man Banus? You have to be kidding me? I can't imagine someone as talented as Michael Bay with such an amazing resume of great movies from Armageddon, Pearl Harbor, Bad Boys II (Bad Boys I was awesome actually) to Transformers could produce a giant over produced piece of shit that the retarded masses would flock to see. 90% of these morons are going to see Megan Fox in various stages of undress, good luck with that the movie is PG-13. The rest like CGI and big explosions...think people who watch Spike TV and believe that the War in Iraq is 'Merica's justified response to 9/11. "Fuckin-A Shock 'n' Awe take dat Sadaam Hooosane! WMDs, not on our watch, maulfockers! U.S. Maulfockin Navy, damnit! BALLEEVVEE IT"
Congrats Michael you are today's Gay Clone.
Bitch.

3 comments:

  1. How are you gonna post about Michael Bay and not reference Team America?

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  2. that is what I have you for, Head.

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  3. amazing movie in every regard. JEEEESSSSUUUSSSS TITTY FUUUUUCCCKKKKIIINNNGGG!!

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