This whole Portis beef with Zorn news is getting old, not to mention total bullshit.This is the Media's lame attempt to get some news going with nothing going on in the off season. Isn't there some Eagles player somewhere drunk driving or Falcons player dog fighting or Giants player shooting himself somewhere to provide news so they can leave my man alone? I mean damn Riggo wouldn't have to deal with this shit.
Cause Riggo's white...
ReplyDeleteOn a serious note, not that I'm not being serious that Riggo wouldn't have gotten away with half of what he did if he wasn't white, you hear they are crackign down big time on tailgating at the Skins games? It's all the rave on sports talk radio down here. MD isn't doing and BS like that for Terps games.
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touche. I can't go the games so this season so no "skin" off my back.
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I would beef if I was an undersized back with an over-sized load. Portis will have to retire three years earlier as a result of the fruitless beating he's taking in burgundy and gold. Ba Leeve That! NFC Beast? Does that mean we can talk about how your division has three teams going to the playoffs from September to November and then watch them fight over 8-8. Seriously, get Zorn more weapons before you have to bury Portis at FedEx.
ReplyDeleteoh yeah, and Eli Manning is the gay clone of Archie. Peyton is the son of the Manning family's milk man.
ReplyDeleteYeah I read that article (if you can call it that - completely biased), and thought "whoa, this guy is completely overrating Portis".
ReplyDeleteI mean, I watch pretty much every game every week during the season and Portis does nothing for me. Maybe it's because the Eagles always shut him down.
*QUEUE WASHINGTON FANS 'WE BEAT YOU TWICE LAST YEAR' REBUTTAL*
But really though, I'm just saying.
Boog are you sure you want to go this route? You are outnumbered by at least 3 to 1. Last year was a rebuilding year for the Skins and our O-line does blow, but do not expect to see another season with Skins out of playoffs if all goes well and it looks as if it may. Did you see the draft? We acquired an actual defense which means, like the Ravens, our offense can suck balls and we still have a chance. Did we drop you on your head as a kid or something? No one except Pontius's dad likes the Ravens and he is a Redneck Ninja, that should tell you something.
ReplyDeletePS Eli is a raging gay clone.
"*QUEUE WASHINGTON FANS 'WE BEAT YOU TWICE LAST YEAR' REBUTTAL*
ReplyDeleteBut really though, I'm just saying."
Nice white flag before the return fire. I was there at both...it was fucking awesome. The link was like a morgue when we left. Portis is a beast if you can't see that you are blind. He ran for 1487 yards and an average of 4.3 yards per carry with no decent backup, no line, no playbook and a struggling QB.
Fuckin-A I can't wait for football.
Boog are you sure you want to go this route? You are outnumbered by at least 3 to 1(you and D Dogg, VM, I take a raging amount of shit from you guys anyway). Last year was a rebuilding year for the Skins and our O-line does blow, but do not expect to see another season with Skins out of playoffs if all goes well and it looks as if it may.(crazy, it looks like playoffs in June, I've never heard a football fan say that) Did you see the draft? (no one watches the draft) We acquired an actual defense which means(Albert Haynesworth does not constitute an entire defensive squad but he did cost that much), like the Ravens(nothing about the Redskins is remotely close to the defensive identity of the Ravens), our offense can suck balls and we still have a chance. Did we drop you on your head as a kid or something(no, a donkey kicked me into a cactus, remember?)? No one except Pontius's dad likes the Ravens and he is a Redneck Ninja, that should tell you something. As a team, maybe you guys should tell Pontius to stop cheering for you. My point is Portis is over-utilized and the NFC East is never as good as everyone says it is for the first half of the season. (Queue the NFC East argument, "That's cause we beat each other up so bad within our own division" like you're the only skrimp mother fuckers that have inter-divisional play. Your move, Ping Pong Ball Deep
ReplyDeleteFor anyone who's reading this and wondering why the fuck people keep saying "queue" this and "queue" that: They mean "cue".
ReplyDelete(Queue/cue I was simply copying someone else's comment.)
ReplyDeleteBoogers, you are correct Portis was asked to do way too much last year, but hopefully will be better this year with the additions and a second year with the new coach/system, etc.
Besides Hayneworth who may turn out to be worth at least 1/2 of that obscene amount of money, we also picked up Orakpo from Texas, Barnes from MD (youtube video of the guy puking after being hit...dude is a beast) and a bunch of other guys on both sides of the ball.
I was merely defending my team not coming down on yours other than the shitty offense comment (but the Monday night loss still stings.)
I don't have time to effort to hate the Ravens. I am too busy hating division rivals. But since we are going this route, who besides the Steelers is a tough division rival for you to play??
The division rivalry in the NFC East comes from history with division rivals and the importance placed on those matchups. Something the Ravens don't yet have because when we were growing up they were in Cleveland. They are a damn good team, but they lack the history of the original teams like the Giants, Skins, etc. Besides I rooted for you when they beat the Giants in the SB and SS got the reverse mohawk.
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ps Ravens "defense"
I can do that too.
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