Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Aldente Schwanz, Where You At?!?!?



Dude is clearly alive but has not yet told a single Vegas story.

Dude even sent out a mass email from Vegas at 3am spelling his own name wrong at the beginning of the email and then lamenting that if anything was spelled wrong it was because iPhones have a crappy spell checker. This set the stage for a recap of epic proportions....

and then....

Nothing.

Bitch juice by the gallon my friend, you must be drinking it.

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  1. Sounds to me like the return of Clonelle...

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  2. Copy the email and paste it in here. I don't even remember writing it. If you all saw me this weekend you would never utter the phrase bitch juice in my presence again. Jackal sauce seeping out of my pores.

    And if that's not enough, go read my quick summary under the Dykstra post.

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