Jackal Memories of my past: Chappelle Show

Fucking hell I had forgotten how good this was...

Caps are so awesome I just shit my pants

Seriously these guys are fucking insane. They are fucking teams up left and right. It feels so good to have a home team that doesn't suck ass. The Maple Leafs are in the midst of a caps given bitch slap and it is quite enjoyable to watch albeit on highlights through NHL network. Apparently the Maple Leafs' history is of Protestant British descent so fuck them times 1,000,000,000,000,000. Fuck yo couch Maple Leafs!

GCOTD: Broadview Security

Scoring is hard enough, but now you have these commercials depicting seemingly normal men as terrible monsters.

Broadview Security=Cock block

Friday Hottie: Kate Beckinsale

This chick's props are so long overdue, I almost feel bad throwing it down for her. Underworld really sucked, but it does have obscene blood in portions that made it pretty enjoyable. I never would have even considered wasting those two hours four times, if this blessed piece of awesome hadn't graced the screen. SS, keep your greasy flies on the ass-photo shoppin' paws of my main squeeze, aight? Happy Friday, Jackals. And to you, Ms. Beckinsale. Arf.

Jackal Conundrum: Starch

All I'm saying is you tell a jackal to bring starch, you've said enough. Imagine you're sitting, watching sports, keeping jackal, and your fellow jackal drops some freshly grilled/smoked meat on your plate. Is it so hard to fathom consuming said meat without the obligatory starch to which we are so accustomed as 'Mericans? I'm just saying, maybe you could take a bite of chicken, steak, venison, whatever your taste buds require, and supplant said starch with a freshly prepped pizza pie from your boy Boogers? Pizza crust = starch. Of course, you could just tell Voicemail to put some taters together. Status quo is for scarf-wearers, yo.

Failblog.org keepin' it Jackal

Nuggets put me up on this a long time ago. From time to time I go back to laugh at the misery of others to make myself feel better about myself. Here are a few highlights in case you have been out of touch

GCOTD: Johnny Weir

Careful with this one, my jackals.

Video Game Awesomeness

If anyone is a gamer at all please see the below awesome image of every console ever made!

If you visit the following link - Give time for the page to load and then you can click on each console to look at what it is/was.

http://consollection.de/

Snack Food Debate

When I was a wee lad I loved snack time.

I mean, when you are a kid and attend awesome public school you have three scheduled eating events within your day.

1. Morning Snack - Usually a milk and some sort of shitty ass granola bar or fruit roll up or god forbid REAL fruit

2. Lunch - Time to find your cardboard school pizza and some TOTS

3. Afternoon Snack - Usually a juice box and some sort of chips or other bagged product

Well with all of these habitual and repetitive eating times throughout my childhood I became a true snack junkie. Shit when you add breakfast and dinner to that you are eating 5 times a day and that is pretty awesome in my book!

All of this brings me to my fucking long overdue point! What are the best snacks?????

When I was that wee lad in my snack food infancy I would eat anything put before me as long as it didn't come in the form of lima bean. As I grew to be the young punk teenager that I was the realm of snack food grew immensely to the level I call, In the beginning. I thought Doritos, Fritos, Pringles, Combos, and basically anything that is at 7-11 was the shit.

As I grew from punk ass teenager to thought I knew it all college fucker I grew into level two which I call, Now we're getting somewhere. Here is where Ramen Noodles, Taquitos, Taco Dips, Microwave Nachos, Waffle Fries, Pork Rinds, Sunflower Seeds, and more were discovered. Basically anything that was CHEAP and able to be made or last in a dorm room without refrigeration.

Then I grew into the sitting behind a desk all fucking day snack junkie that I am today. I will still snack on just about anything but I now look for all new ways to snack. So I offer up my latest finds to the den and ask that you bitches send me some new suggestions also to help FEED my addiction to the all mighty Snack Time!

Bacon Bourbon Caramel Corn

Bacon Wrapped Pigs in a Blanket

Butterfly Fries; Additions Needed: Cheese and what else.... BACON

Holler with your favorite snacks big, small, tall, short, healthy, fattening, WHATVER...

BD2 Side project

I don't understand why you all are so salty about SOP. It isn't like I am posting any less in the Den. And something tells me you could give 2 shits about cycling, hipster rock tunes, and shit like that, right?
So when I post that stuff on SOP there is no loss to the Den. In fact it ensures that the Den is kept Jackal. If you look into the Jackals Den past you will find more than a few posts that are not jackal in the least and they were posted here because there was no other place for them to be said.
I realize that the Den is amazing in every way shape and form, but due to the graphic rawness and jackalness it is a place where many fear to tread (namely women)and therefore our reach is limited. Consider SOP a conduit for people who want to be jackal but are scurrred or almost there but not quite. They will read SOP and say "wow BD2 thanks for the info about the power companies and pictures of your bikes...and what is this link to this 'jackals den' you speak of? maybe I should take a look" and then they will click on the link to the Den and their eyes will be opened to the true glory of being jackal.
Also, there is more to BD2 than just getting awesome, making jokes, talking about chicks, talking about sports and the like. As awesome as those things are they are not all that I have to offer. (cue in the copy/paste from Head or SS to use this last statement in a joke against me.)
In conclusion, if you hate my other blog then ignore it, but if you are questioning my alligence to the den then you are sorely mistaken.