Thursday, January 14, 2010

BD2 Side project


I don't understand why you all are so salty about SOP. It isn't like I am posting any less in the Den. And something tells me you could give 2 shits about cycling, hipster rock tunes, and shit like that, right?
So when I post that stuff on SOP there is no loss to the Den. In fact it ensures that the Den is kept Jackal. If you look into the Jackals Den past you will find more than a few posts that are not jackal in the least and they were posted here because there was no other place for them to be said.
I realize that the Den is amazing in every way shape and form, but due to the graphic rawness and jackalness it is a place where many fear to tread (namely women)and therefore our reach is limited. Consider SOP a conduit for people who want to be jackal but are scurrred or almost there but not quite. They will read SOP and say "wow BD2 thanks for the info about the power companies and pictures of your bikes...and what is this link to this 'jackals den' you speak of? maybe I should take a look" and then they will click on the link to the Den and their eyes will be opened to the true glory of being jackal.
Also, there is more to BD2 than just getting awesome, making jokes, talking about chicks, talking about sports and the like. As awesome as those things are they are not all that I have to offer. (cue in the copy/paste from Head or SS to use this last statement in a joke against me.)
In conclusion, if you hate my other blog then ignore it, but if you are questioning my alligence to the den then you are sorely mistaken.

3 comments:

  1. Is that to say you aren't rallying a battalion of north east corridor live ass jackals, 'cause I was kind of hoping you were.

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  2. That is exactly what I am saying.

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  3. "I realize that the Den is amazing in every way shape and form, but due to the graphic rawness and jackalness it is a place where many fear to tread (namely women)and therefore our reach is limited. Consider SOP a conduit for people who want to be jackal but are scurrred or almost there but not quite."
    Wait let me read that again?
    "I realize that the Den is amazing in every way shape and form, but due to the graphic rawness and jackalness it is a place where many fear to tread (namely women)and therefore our reach is limited. Consider SOP a conduit for people who want to be jackal but are scurrred or almost there but not quite."
    So what you are saying is SOP is basically the gay clone version of the Jackals Den? Jesus titty fucking Christ, where have I heard that before? Oh yeah! IN THE FUCKING DEN THE DAY YOU BECAME SO DRUNK WITH POWER YOU DAMNED SOP TO HELL BY NOT LETTING ME POST TOTALLY FUCKING HILARIOUS POSTS THAT WERE AWESOMELY SATIRICAL AND GAY IN IT!!!!
    RUE MOTHER FUCKER RUE!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ARF ARF ARF ARF WHAT THE DEAL!?!?!?!?!

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