I am buying a boat next year. Most likely a sailboat, but I can probably get at least as hot a chick with half the accent that she has. I will supply the redneckness/and or find a weird semi-indian looking ugly motherfucker to do it for me, and clean the fish. Or the half-accent girl can clean it. Gar taste like shit. Catfish are good.
Seriously, anybody down for a tuna trip ($$$) or at least a rockfish trip ($)?
This looks horrible, RTB. Was there a besy old web series?
ReplyDeleteI would love to see Rusty T Bone smooth operating a sailboat. Ha that shit would go mayday in a hurry.
ReplyDeleteThis is some great redneck fishing. I wish we could do a breakdown on how much gasoline they burn up chasing them bottles all over. Bet it takes them 2 or 3 gallons of gas to catch one fish. Funny to watch but it don't make a whole lot of sense in the grand scheme of things.
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I"m pretty sure the end goal in this scenario is to have the large-breasted woman attempting to wrangle a fish flapping around. I'm baffled by the lack of intelligence on that one dude. I wasn't sure he was speaking English at first. I think he's huffed too much paint. Speaking of which, how awesome is this as far as redneck buffoonery in Florida is concerned? Nice fucking birthmark, right? Yikes.
ReplyDeleteI will cut off my right nut/arm/leg/part of my brain before I ever live in Florida (aka, home of Limp Bizkit)...Do like that twang them big titty girls have tho..
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