Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Gubmint with a Haarp


WTF God?

East coast isnt the modern Sodom and Gomorrah (at least, not as much as the Left Coast). Dog went nuts, I thought somebody was trying to break in my back door, let the dog go after the mofo, didnt see anybody, then realized it wasnt somebody shaking my back deck somehow, the whole motherfuckin house was shaking.

How the hell was I feeling a goddamn earthquake that strong? Scary as fuck. It would be different if I lived in an area of high tectonic activity, but that shit dont shake rattle n roll in MD!

Anyway, kind of amazing to feel that much power, especially since no damage or harm to me and mines.

Thanks G, or Gmnt, if you be shooting that HAARP.

P.S., I really wish I had a tshirt printing business today, because I would be selling "I survived 5.9 East Coast Earthquake 2011 " Tshirts for $20 a pop, and fools be buying them like hotcakes.

4 comments:

  1. I don't really buy that, man. I know HAARP can do some crazy shit, but I really hate the claim that it causes earthquakes. Can you imagine that shit lasting for up to 5-6 minutes? Have to admit, a cracka caught the butterflies for about a half hour after that shit went down. Speaking of which, it made BD2 almost crap himself. RTB, did you hear that jackal got sprung out of NJ? He might need a hand moving this weekend, I'm jus' sayin'...

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  2. Yo, jackal needs to call a jackal back b4 he gets moving help. Good luck moving during a freakin hurricane! Irene in some form is supposed to hit MD on Sat.

    Yeah, don't know about haarp, but it went well with my title, to match the one below that, hobo w/a shotgun.

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  3. Haha. Nice. I have to say, he hasn't been as wet of a blanket the past two weeks. Wife and kids are still out of state, BD2 has kind of been getting awesome. No excuse for no phone calls, though. That shit is whack.

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  4. Heard the Washington Monument got a crack in it. Sign of the times? Karma? What say you BoogerS Be Scared of Loud Noises???

    RTB had the wherewithal to send me a text one minute after the goddamn thing got done shaking ya right coast bastards. Sounds like the Creole Clan was hiding in the corner, peeking out to see if it was okay to come out. Just sayin.........glad you Jackals are alright though. Keep me updated on Irene.

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