Dust off your dungaroos and put on your super slacks your boy ScarShoulders is throwing another 3rd of July BBQ.
My place on Friday. Come over anytime after 2pm. I'll provide the meat for grilling.
Bring beer and sides. Prepare to get awesome.
Ball D lets try and keep the tater tot talk to a minimum and all of my patio furniture in my yard this year....
Baby Jackie, the Mrs., Calvin Klein Jr. and myself will at LEAST make an appearance....Baleeeve it!
ReplyDeleteby the way that furniture shit was all you my friend.
ReplyDeleteJust remember that no matter how sober you think you are, a sober person (your wife) can always tell when you are buzzed, drunk, hammered, awesome, or in your case that night totally awesome.
Easy there blacksnake. Lets run up the score here. You were laughing, that is at least 33% your fault. And you remember that you didn't particpate which makes you the more sober one of the two of us, that's another 25% your fault. You didn't help clean up the next morning, that's good for a 10% reduction of my fault. So by my count it was 65% your fault 35% my fault.
ReplyDeleteI thought this bbq was tomorrow fuck! I was bored as shit today. Ball tomorrow morning gents.
ReplyDeletePs- Who is babyface? Lucas?
Ball will be soon and will be awesome...
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