UNF this motherfucker!

Only this, intergalactic epicenter of douchebaggery would have the sac to shit on a franchise as glorious as the Transformers. To mar and maul it's illustrious heritage with a robot that speaks ebonics, or a main character as gay clonable as Shya Labeouf or however you spell is whack ass french name. Yes, france, I stopped capitalizing the eff in your stupid fuckin' country's name, you can go back to your shitty mustache, clone beret and 'haw haw haw's. I'm pretty fuckin' pissed this DB is making a second pass at the jackal motherfuckers known as Transformers and more pissed it's not tanking at the box office. Fuck you, Michael Bay, go read scripts about your future assignment to desecrate, of all things, board games! Although, whoever brought Megan Fox into the mix, that fuckin' jackal needs his due!

P.S. cqq99, who the fuck are you? Are you so spineless as to meander through the Jackals Den, without saying a word? Not contributing is one thing, but your name suggests nothing funny, nor anything jackal. Instead it consists of three letters and two numbers. Obviously, I have some issues with aggravation, but there are so many things about your appearance in the contributors column that incite my inner Tico. You're Steven, aren't you? SS, I thought we were going to do away with "contributors" that suck ass. From this day forward, I will refer to their kind as CTSA's. Yes, Babyface, that's another acronym, in case you're counting.