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Roland Emmerich, you douche. Why don't you and Michael Bay go CGI a heterosexual clone of yourselves and script a movie that doesn't totally suck ass. Independence Day, never saw it. The preview looked badass, but I never did get around to it. By the time the CGI got outdated, the movie all of a sudden wasn't as cool as everyone remembered it being in the theater. That may be where this discussion ends, some movies you see in the theater, other movies are actually made to make you think. However, that brings us to the catastrophe of global warming. Ah, now that has the potential for a movie; big ass tidal waves, more landmarks we know and love getting completely fucking fucked. Nope, not when this Gay Mother Fuckin' Clone of the Mother Fuckin' Day is at the helm. A cast of douchebags, the whole world is going to shit, and we're supposed to care about one dude and his son not getting along, son's academic troubles, etc.(yes, unfortunately, this shit reel I actually did see) Roland Emmerich's just getting started, with the utmost gayclonedouchebaggery no less. The phenomenon that surrounds the approach of December 21, 2012, a date that holds significance to more than one(not researching it, you d-bags can) ancient culture. Most notably, the Maya, a particularly jackal gathering of jungle Indians in South America. I'm not sure if Apocalypto was about the Maya, but damn, that movie is fuckin' tits mcgee. Start to watch this trailer, tell me it doesn't look badass. The trailer rolls on to resemble the two movies already mentioned in this jackalism which Mr. Emmerich sloppily shat into our cinemas. It vomits John Cusack onto the screen with kids and a car chase and some other fuckin' bullshit. If you want to shit your bricks, give this an open mind. I'm thinking we've got a Y2K on our hands and there's no cause to be alarmed, but I'm tired of blockbuster movies with potential completely Spud from 'Trainspotting' the bed. Don't take my word for it, ask these 'celebrity believers'.