Jesus Titty Fucking Christ. Every fucking summer. Fuck.
I fucking get it. I fucking know this. It's a probation thing. Nobody cares.
When I wake up at 6am to go to my hell hole of a job and am sucking down a cup of coffee to try and not die falling asleep driving to work I don't need to be beat over the head with this reality. Brett Farve drama is less torturous. Baseball highlights are less torturous. Anything is better than this. Tour de France and MLS included.
You want to do something cool? Why don't you splice some real world news into the broadcast so I can pretend I give a fuck around the water cooler. Is that too much to ask for? Not to see a kid pissing blood who will die at the ripe old age of six and a half playing video games with Hanley Ramirez while I'm trying to eat my fucking breakfast? Get the kid a mother fuckin lap dance or a kilo of coke to ease the pain and I'll tune in but until you start Jackaling up the cure I got the fucking disease . . . Gay Cloneitis for all you mother fuckers.
Seriously ESPN, go fuck yourself.
THis applies to Ants post above as well- cancer trukids are funny.
ReplyDeleteI watched this episode of that trump biznass show right, and get this shit- the losing team for that weeks event- they got like a fat ass dinner.
You know what the fucking WINNING TEAM got?!! Their fucking REWARD was fucking HELPING CANCER KIDS!!!! Taking em shopping an shit!
The funniest part was, you could see it on all the dudes faces on the winning team was like-
WTF? Didn't I just win? Why the fuck do I have to be with the cancer kids. That shit should be for the losers, let them take care of Luke(emia) I want a rare ass porterhouse like the losers are getting.
2 points-
1. Cancer kids can be funny
2. Making it seem like helping them is a "prize" for the winning team is why AMericasuckscock.com now.
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Brown Dog
please make your own post... the Den needs more BTweezey
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