Tuesday, June 30, 2009

GCOTD

So I'm going to Wales for a wedding this weekend? I don't understand this place. Are they a country, are they a state. I'll tell you what their not, Jackals. Who heard about that revolution they had to become their own country? Uhhh, yeah. Scotland, yeah they got that shit down. Been fightin for a thousand years. Ireland, been there, done that. Freedom....check. Wales, what the fuck is wrong with you? You like being England's bitch or something?

I am accepting all suggestions to UNF this bitch ass country in any way possible.
No offer will be turned down!

7 comments:

  1. Actually 6 Irish counties are still in British possession. The coolest thing about Wales is the town called Mumbles(I think) because it has two rocks of its coast that resemble breasts. I think its pretty jackal to essentially name a town "Titties". I'm just saying...

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  2. Wayyyyne you really "Wale".

    We got half our country (Ireland that is) back. Alot better than bitch ass William Wallace did for your scrimp ass Scottish heritage. Brits suck balls. The north will be free someday, but freakin Arabs made being a terrorist all unpopular so the IRA is taking a breather. The north will rise again!!

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  3. haha did it again, this is ball deep

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  4. sorry boog i thought ss wrote that. i should probably read before hitting send...

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  5. Ireland is GAF. Look at us, we're so lame at getting awesome we have to make a holiday that tells everyone how awesome we get. Don't talk about it be about it...

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  6. weak rebuttal, just like Ewan Macgregor and kilts.

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  7. Scotch Whiskey > Irish Whiskey by leaps and bounds.

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