A little something to ease the pain

I can tell this gallery is awesome because I can't even open the link at work....enjoy!

Get The Fuck Up

A call to action to any clone who'se been sleepin'. Your team needs you. As game 7 comes knocking on our door will you sit idly by and watch a bunch of clown ass canadiens take the Capitals out of the playoffs? Or perhaps you shall rock the red and help our team advance to the second round where they can silence all those cocky phliers fans. I can not tell you how many GAF jersey shore wanna be clones have been talkin shit about the Capitals. I wear my ovechkin jersey and peter bondra signed caps hat today with pride. This is our series to win, we're at home and need to show america's hat what the fuck is up. So i urge all true jackals take to the streets let the world know that the series isn't over until we say it is. Throw on the anthem and unf on any clone who does not feel us, amidre us, our sturggle, our hussle, our soul, desire.

Keep Fuckin that Chicken: Nationals

umm yeah...that was just about the weakest fuckin thing I have ever seen. Oh yeah, that old team you were talking about in your little song was the Senators. They sucked in their later years, didnt exist when we were born and anything prior is too old to matter. The Nationals are the Expos....expelled from Montreal for sucking too bad, a french speaking colony in America's gay cousin. Not hating on another local team, but just because I moved to another city I am not gonna jump on another shitty team because it is more convenient. If I rolled like that I would be a Giants fan. (aka GAF). So I will continue to wear my burgundy/gold and orange/black with pride. Pleaassee baaallleeeevve me!

This is the only team that matters in baseball even if the past 22 years have been....well nothing more than shitty as hell. Boogers put me up on this video last night and it made me remember what made the O's so awesome.


They were blue collar and country as fuck, and most importantly they beat up on the big bad Yanks and Sox relentlessly. Let's go O's!

History will repeat itself: 4/28/09 to 4/28/10 and it don't stop it just continya

JOTD: Mike Knuble

Park your ass in front of the net, get your grind on, and make me proud.

Lets go Caps!

GCOTD: Five Guys(Prices)

Yeah, I've been listening to Five Guys banter for over a year now and I was led to believe it was the best dining establishment for obliterating hunger since Chipotle. I heard about numerous NoVa escapades with SS and Ol' Filthy being born again at the hands of ground cow and potato slices. I was told, "Oh, the little burger is plenty..." and "They fill the bag of fries to the brim!" I was optimistic. Why shouldn't I be? Since when does SS lead a jackal astray? Never. Little cheeseburger, fries and a Coke. What's the damage, BMR? Nine fucking dollars and thirty two cents!?!?! Can I have a fucking blow job with my burger and fries? Am I a fucking skrimp? Is that burger constituted of ground filet mignon? Boycott starts now, Five Guys. Your prices are bullshit. If I had felt particularly hungry, would I have broken the ten dollar threshold? For a fucking burger? I hate you. SS, you led a jackal astray. BD2x, you had a Five Guys post at one point or another, why didn't you explain this to a jackal? I will defer to the drawing below to summarize:

Boogerdamus: The Return of the Gangster

Alright, what sucks about this prediction is I made it two months ago(quite jackal in its own right) but I made it to Pontius and some chick he was on a date with. The chick was really hot and she knew her hockey, but she was hating on our Russian something furious. I went out on a limb(at the time) and made the call. Pontius pretty much had to go along with it because CQQ99 got him a Varly jersey just weeks before Boogerdamus got his prediction on. Until he starts posting in the Den, you'll have to confirm this prediction with Pontius himself. Ba-leeve it.

Seriously, Caps, get the fuck out of this series, Philly is waiting.

Semin, quit being gay and get back to being jackal. Put one or two bitches asleep.

In other news, this prediction is going horribly wrong. At the hand of the clone ass Spurs, no less. Fuck the NBA.

GCOTD: The NBA

Pau Gasol +
female announcer on E(clone muthafuckas)SPN +
"I Will, I Will!" Under Armour commercials +
Ron Artest's hair +
Luke Walton +
Oklahoma Thunder?? +
Arena whiteout (clone ass Penguin's style) +
Kobe Bryant's tough guy stare =
The NBA sucks gay clone monkey balls

Come on really a chick fucking announcer??? Go to fucking asleep mother bitches!!!!

Enough Megan Fox for a Jackal? Didn't think so...

Friday Hottie: Megan Fox...Again

Seriously is there anyone hotter?