Monday, April 26, 2010

Boogerdamus: The Return of the Gangster

Alright, what sucks about this prediction is I made it two months ago(quite jackal in its own right) but I made it to Pontius and some chick he was on a date with. The chick was really hot and she knew her hockey, but she was hating on our Russian something furious. I went out on a limb(at the time) and made the call. Pontius pretty much had to go along with it because CQQ99 got him a Varly jersey just weeks before Boogerdamus got his prediction on. Until he starts posting in the Den, you'll have to confirm this prediction with Pontius himself. Ba-leeve it.

Seriously, Caps, get the fuck out of this series, Philly is waiting.


Semin, quit being gay and get back to being jackal. Put one or two bitches asleep.


In other news, this prediction is going horribly wrong. At the hand of the clone ass Spurs, no less. Fuck the NBA.

8 comments:

  1. Is there a prediction in here somewhere?

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  2. ...says the man who doesn't understand/follow hockey.

    Yes, Head, Semyon Varlamov turned 21 during the playoffs last year(he was young) and came virtually out of nowhere to take the Caps on a playoff run. There is a great deal of superstition and scrutiny when selecting a goalie for playoff games. Jose Theodore was the Caps goalie for the overwhelming majority of the past two seasons. At one point in early 2010, as Varlamov was fighting back from an injury and playing quite poorly, BMR made the call. Unfortunately, the only witness I have is Pontius.


    Moreover, fuck the NBA.

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  3. no more predictions they are ruining our chances!!

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  4. They aren't ruining shit. Halak played his fucking nards off. That shit won't happen twice. BD2x, you are a D.C. sports fan. To the bone. Chill-fuckin'-lax. Shouldn't you be following the disgruntled Haynesworth drama? Caps got this.

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  5. I cannot tolerate another losing team. My ego is not that strong. Nothing less than the Stanley cup Caps!!

    PS Orioles upcoming schedule Yanks, Sox, Twins...20 wins in 2010 is looking more and more likely.

    Tejada says they will play up to the challenge...keep fuckin that chicken

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  6. P.S. BD2, the President's Trophy is an award given to the NHL team with the most regular season record. It just so happens it's kind of cursed.

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  7. 'most regular season record'

    correction, most regular season points

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