A call to action to any clone who'se been sleepin'. Your team needs you. As game 7 comes knocking on our door will you sit idly by and watch a bunch of clown ass canadiens take the Capitals out of the playoffs? Or perhaps you shall rock the red and help our team advance to the second round where they can silence all those cocky phliers fans. I can not tell you how many GAF jersey shore wanna be clones have been talkin shit about the Capitals. I wear my ovechkin jersey and peter bondra signed caps hat today with pride. This is our series to win, we're at home and need to show america's hat what the fuck is up. So i urge all true jackals take to the streets let the world know that the series isn't over until we say it is. Throw on the anthem and unf on any clone who does not feel us, amidre us, our sturggle, our hussle, our soul, desire.
CTB Show 497: Edgar Allan Poe Walks Among Us
5 days ago
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ReplyDeleteGentlemen,
ReplyDeleteSome observations: 1)The Pontius Curse is born. Half of me wanted Varly to return and make a playoff run, but the fact that Pontius has his jersey makes me want him to suck. Actually, this loss might bump Pontius off the wagon(already renounced his 'Skins this season too) and into a full-time D.C. United fan 2)Halak saved his fucking dick off. That guy is this year's Varly and they will get bumped out of Round 2 3)The President's Cup be some bullshit. The hockey equivalent of Peyton Manning's/Tom Brady's 'Undefeated' vs. Super Bowl run dilemma 4)I hate clones 5)When we arrive in Montreal, I have to tell those chicken fuckers that I'm from D.C. and they're going to berate me to no avail 5)We lost because we didn't bust Cammeleri and Lapierre in they goddamn mouf and they shot first. BD2x hit it on the head. Get a goalie and punch bitches in they mouf. Then we'll talk.
Condolences...
Gabbys Gotta Go!
ReplyDeleteNext year New coach Next cup.
That's the mantra. T-shirts forthcoming.
typical DC Response calling for the coaches head. Leave it alone team will be fine. fire Varly, give Semin a thousand lashes for having so many shots and so little goals, get a good goalie and punch fools in the mouth starting with every dickface in Montreal that tries to talk smack in July.
ReplyDeletePS this is ALL Pontius's fault. Varly Jersey, Jason Campbell Jersey...If he gets a McNabb Jersey I am punching myself in the nuts.
Well he has coached 4 playoffs series. They had home ice in all of them. The team was unmotivated outside of elimination games (where they are self motivated) in all of them. They lost three of them. And went to 7 in the other. That's fire worthy in my book.
ReplyDeletetouche. I see your point. Just keep Ovie, Backstrom Laich and co because they are damn fun to watch. If it turns out he played anyone hurt though I will be damn pissed. Apparently that is a big thing in the NHL.
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