Getting Awesome: Drunk Elk

This elk knows what's up. I feel bad for the guy, all hung up on the tree, but he just wanted to get more booze. I can relate. The same quest got your ol' pal Boogers in a few precarious sitch-ee-ations.

This one's for the Booger Man

Beat ya to it!!! Don't Look.

RTB's first Friday News Hotty- Kimberly Guilfoyle

Better than Robin Meade. Mute that shit, videos are easier to post than pics.

LOTD: Bear Puncher

Yo, Alaska, do ya thang! That shit is fuckin' lynx as fuck. bhmf, can you scrounge up a photo of this chick? I want to see if she's hot. She's definitely the Lynx of the Day. I tried to embed this YouTube link, but Blogspot has been fucking up lately. Yeah I said it. Try the moving GIF on for size, not too shabby. Definitely watch every Wicker Man YouTube link, though. Quite possibly the worst movie ever made, but hilarious. 

Friday Hottie: Rachael Cordingley

JOTD: BMR

Yeah, at 01:15, Captain Douche Bag runs the red light and causes a wreck. He has a joke MAIF insurance account and if it weren't for the FOIA, this cracker would have been up shits creek without a terd to paddle. A lesson to you little jackal puppies, when you get in a car wreck, call the freaking cops. Otherwise you drive around with a broke ass front fender and a horn that doesn't work for two months before you beg the local gubmint to release video footage of the event you swear to fucking Christ fucking happened, but you need a damn near act of Christ himself to prove it. Safe to say, red Acura 9AD5621 done fucked with the wrong jackal.

Gubmint with a Haarp

WTF God?

East coast isnt the modern Sodom and Gomorrah (at least, not as much as the Left Coast). Dog went nuts, I thought somebody was trying to break in my back door, let the dog go after the mofo, didnt see anybody, then realized it wasnt somebody shaking my back deck somehow, the whole motherfuckin house was shaking.

How the hell was I feeling a goddamn earthquake that strong? Scary as fuck. It would be different if I lived in an area of high tectonic activity, but that shit dont shake rattle n roll in MD!

Anyway, kind of amazing to feel that much power, especially since no damage or harm to me and mines.

Thanks G, or Gmnt, if you be shooting that HAARP.

P.S., I really wish I had a tshirt printing business today, because I would be selling "I survived 5.9 East Coast Earthquake 2011 " Tshirts for $20 a pop, and fools be buying them like hotcakes.

Hobo with a Shotgun

I find myself becoming more and more of a fan of movies with descriptive title. Hot Tub Time Machine, Snakes on a Plane, and now this one- Hobo with a Shotgun.

It doesn't explore any dystopian ideas about society, or social mores, it just plan kicks ass, with you guessed it, a hobo with a shotgun. Highly recommended.

Florida is Hilarious

I can't get enough of these dumb rednecks. This guy's name is Dale. Apparently, he's freaking out the squares with his drinking problem.

"They say 52-year-old Dale McDaniel has chased neighbors down with a chainsaw and even assaulted a disabled man confined to a wheelchair by slapping him in the face with a fish."

Wailing Souls= Sublime Roots

Yes, DPA's have been consumed. Yes, Sublime videos be watched on utizzle. So, OBD is ready to drop a lil Sublime knowledge. Sublime's "Pawnshop" is a cover of the Wailing Souls' (note the appropriate apostrophe action) (busting some alliteration in this bitch as well) "War deh the john shop", which I have screened, but I like their mashup of the original with a lil bit of Sublime (mainly just changing john shop (don't axe me wtf that crazy jamaican shit is) to pawn shop). ,