ScarShoulderdamus: McNabb a 'Skin

A jackal needs to be acknowledged when he professes hot fire in the Den and the shit comes true. Don't sleep on Shoulders. I was beginning to wonder what was taking the Redskins so long to trade away draft picks...

Don't Call Them Moinkoffs...that's gay

72 hours until BDtwice gets the sweet nectar that is alcohol and he be stressin'

I have not had a drink since February 14th, 2010. By choice mind you. It seemed like a good idea at the time. Now it is just not fun anymore. Being sober has made me realize 3 things: I am healthier without alcohol, drinking is fun as shit, and it also made me realize that I need it so I don't punch every person I come into contact with on a daily basis. 72 hours to go....you can do this BallDEEP

Actual conversation:

"Hey you know that report you gave us (that you have revised 3 times already)?" said Douchebag A

"yeah" BD2 states while continuing to stare at his monitor and hope he isn't seen, and most importantly hope that said jackass will move onto someone else who gives even less of a fuck than he.

"We need it in a different format can you go back and revise?" (read: can you undo all the work that took you all day when you weren't in the Den or on Redskins.com or autoblog.com or bicycling.com and redo it all over again for the 4th time because we are fucking retarted and don't know what we are asking for so we are just going to keep asking you to do more work because we are too stupid to do it ourselves?

"yep, no problem" (read: fuck you...you fucking prick...you WILL taste my UNF....clone)

Thank God it's Friday...oh wait there is still an entire day of work left before weekend reprieve. Hang in there Jackal....hang in there.

GCOTD: Women's Basketball

Ever read a bullshit article that states that women's basketball is more entertaining than the men's game? That some womens team is better than some mens team? That some dbag coach deserves more credit? (Side note: Dudes that coach women's sports are creepy. It's 2010. There are thousands of former women's sports stars that should have those jobs, not skeezy old dudes.) Some bullshit argument about fundamentals?

Go the fuck to sleep. Watch the video and go to sleep. No offense, but BD2 can make that shot. Even with the game on the line. And certainly the second one. Jesus titty fucking Christ that's the funniest thing I have ever seen.

I can't stop watching it and laughing. Women's bball sucks.

GAME OVER

JOTD: President Obama

Smart man, Mr. President. You can see that we are addicted to oil and that isn't going away. You agree to give us methadone (offshore drilling) to ease the withdrawl symptoms while you prepare to come flying in with some badass, legitimate, sweeping legislation that will allow US citizens to have transportation/energy that is green, efficient and awesome. Also, after your extreme left health care legislation (personally a tough pill to swallow, but I know it will be the right move.) a move to the center is well advised and timely. Although the ignorants on both sides of the aisle will say differently.


35mpg Biodiesel Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Rubicon 4x4 with 6 inch lift dibs.

Small Brain + Small Penis + Too Much $$ = These clones

these scrimps need to be eatin' some butt meat too, huh Boog?

Jackal vs GAF: Jackal wins every time

The Black Keys vs. The Jonas Brothers Black Keys...you decide

GAF x 1,000,000,000,000:


Jackal as fuck:


Arguements from the clones among us? Duke any thoughts? KOTJ? Droppa Deuce? Clonelle? Pontius?

Any comment from the potentially former Jackals quickly losing ground? Crazy Pat? tico? CQQ99? Voicemail? Scar Shoulders*? babyface*?

*based on past performance attendance is down...

That's what I thought. Silence. Hang in there Boog and Head. The Den shall rise again.

GCOTD: Texiera

This is what happens Larry...when you fuck...a stranger...in the ass Larry......this is what happens.....this is what happens...this is what happens....when you fuck...a stranger...in the ass Larry.

The only version I could find on shitty ass you tube plagued by assholes


this is sort of funny actually even if it is viral marketing

Rusty Teez Nutz

Yo, Rusty T. We missed you in the woods last weekend. Although, I probably would have been kindling if you had been there.

In other news, I thought you'd appreciate what Head's boy Paul Krugman pointed out about the kielbasa you and the rest of America had to choke down last week. In case you don't want to click the link and get yo knowledge on, here's a key to help decipher this here graph:

Key:

JGTRRA - Bush Tax Cut #1(fuck you, middle class)

EGTRRA - Bush Tax Cut #2(fuck you, middle class a.k.a. Jackal's Den, OBD, SS's grandjackal, etc.)

Iraq - Iraq War

PPACA - Obama Healthcare reform

Tax cuts sound really great when it's time to vote, but they're not good for surpluses.

JOTD: Thomas Hudnall

This type of jackal behavior is hard to recommend to any of you, but that does not make it any less jackal. It's poorly executed and not really thought through(dude called from his work desk telephone), but let's face it, working Friday or Tuesday or any day, is for sucks. KFTC, Hudnall. KFTC.