Monday, November 9, 2009

Get Up for the Get Awesome Get Down (per BD2s Request)

Be prepared to hear this 100 times this weekend. Jay Z on some Wicomico Hall shit.



Used to rock a throwback, ballin on the corner
Now I rock a teller suit, looking like a owner
No I'm not a Jonas, brother
I'm a grown up
No I'm not a virgin
I use my cojones


Friday Night
6pm (or earlier) - get home, be ready to get awesome. People can come over at this time.
8pm - Watch Terps win their first BBall game of the year on Comcast Sportsnet
10pm - Create Jackals sign for tailgate with BD2 and Head

Saturday
7am - wake up
7:01am - make coffee
7:05am - add Irish to it
8:30am - carpool arrives at 811 Malcolm
9am SHARP - carpool heads to College Park
9:15am - arrive on campus and put up Jackals flag
9:16am - start getting awesome
noon - achieve Wizard status, start prepping to head to game
1pm - kickoff
4pm - storm field with Ticos head on a stick
5pm - arrive back at 811 Malcolm to get mo awesome with Babyface
9pm - take pictures of Babyface puking
10pm - take pictures of BD2 passed out on the ground like a little bitch
10:01 pm to infinity - on to the next one on to the next one on to the next one on to the next one...

8 comments:

  1. lol...i usually skip reading long posts...but my eye just caught "ticos"...and i was hmm ah what? +10 SS for cannibalism

    At Tech one of Bud's Keys to the game is to "eat the white quartbacks"...no fucking wonder your QB is too scared to get in the fucking field

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  2. 'get in the field'? Is that the same as getting 'in the zone', Chief? Or is it more like getting rediculonkulous? We can't hurt you any more.

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  3. i have a sense of how awesome we may get, but surely it can't be possible to get that awesome, right? i think we may have to wait and see. HHHHHHOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    PS I am DD (not droppa deuce; designated driver) for the game apparently because I have the least fuel efficient suv with 850,000 cubic feet inside. Let's see your gay ass hybrid to that Head.

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  4. I forgot to mention this Jay-Z song fucking sucks.

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  5. anyone wanna make a bet on who gets shit on worse, towson or maryland? Which team will be the biggest loser?
    both towson and maryland sport an impressive 2 win 7 loss record
    im putting my money on Maryland losing worse than towson? any takers

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  6. Terps are gonna win dude. I'll take that bet.

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  7. Beer/food bitch for the night Saturday night.

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