Funny Shit: Rednecks on TV

Duke eat a cock

p.s. Pussy lips is in the top image returns for google...oh shit we going to get crawled and blocked

Friday Hottie: Melissa Satta

NOW! That's What I Call Revolution: Libyans

"Their ages are 17. They give them pills at night, they put hallucinatory pills in their drinks, their milk, their coffee, their Nescafe," said Gaddafi.


Now you're speaking BMR's language. A little revolution, maybe some Easy Dub Allstars' 'Dark Side of the Moon' cover, who knows?

Jackalcademy: Appaplachian State

"The class covered the chemical, biological and production process of brewing malted beverages, including the science of how to combine hops, malt and yeast to produce styles and flavors of beer."


If you graduate with their "fermentation sciences" degree, you'll technically be a chemist. It's not to late, BabyFace. All this and more can be yours at Appalachian State.


*If you move to Boone, NC, you'll most likely become a dirty stinky hippy, in which case you'll drop out of your chemistry/beer brewing major to sell ganja grilled cheese on the festival circuit. Of course, you are in the marching band and their football team is pretty bitchin'. If you're a D-2 kind of guy.


P.S. Did you guys know Rusty T. was religious?

Testify, Jackal!: Tom Friedman

Run and tell that, Homeboy! Spoken like a sound motherfuckin', logical ass jackal. Don't sleep on that ninja, 24-hour dojo up in this bitch.

KFTC: US Dollar

'He asks if people who run things in the US want "another Egypt".'

Go To Sleep: Wal-Mart

As my boy bhmf and Rage Against the Machine once said, the time has come to pay.

The Time Has Come............

..........to draw your line in the sand. Mine has been drawn. Your turn to decide. I read this atrocity this morning and almost puked. Really that is where our tax money goes. Now I implore someone to explain this to us. And please remember to include something about our civic duty, and improving infrastructure, how our tax money builds schools, feeds the hungry, helps the poor. Something real nice sounding like that, okay?

Wake up people, the world is on fire. Time to defund the empire. Your either with us or your with the terrorists. If you can't beat 'em, you better join 'em.

RHCP said it best: blow up your MF'ing TV. Oh yeah sure, John Prine's Spanish Pipedream laid the groundwork for the Peppers, but what's the world without a little copyright infringement? Huh?!? I dunno, figure it out yourselves.......

Footnote: I approve of the firearm and bathing suit, though the stars and stripes theme is a little tacky. As for the human scum in the bathing suit, I wish her.........(censored). Merry Presidents Day.

I Live This Shit

Friday Hottie: Veronica Varekova

billhicksmostfunnydamus: HAARP Be Fuckin' Wit Ninjas

Keeping It Jackal: Ovie

JOTD: Dan Durda

Not only did this guy smash his two gigantic granite balls together(holy crap this experiment is so lame), he painted them like two big granite titties before doing so. This poor bastard's been a nerd his whole life. Today, he's a fucking jackal. Okay, when I was googling for a photo of him, he was posed with a jet, so he's probably jackaled it up once or twice. Jackal on, Durda. Jackal on.

KFTC: FoxNews

GCOTD: Watson

Watson, you clone! Why don't you pick on somebody your own size(the good ish is at 0:39)?

Jackal Invention: Coca-Sumbarine

What's your other option? Americans stop using cocaine? Pfft.

Jackalnomics: Welfare

So that's no food stamps at casinos, racetracks, liquor stores and now strip clubs? How is a ninja supposed to keep hungry mouths fed if not A) gambling to increase the amount of food stamps B) drinking depression away and C) feeding strippers?

Covert Ops Jackal

BD2 coming to you from behind enemy lines. This WAS sent from my iPhone...I'm back bitches.

KFTC: Facebookers

You won't be happy until you Facebook someone to death, will you? "Driving to work and this dumb guy is in the middle of my lane exchanging insurance information." Glad to know! Wow, some poor bastard gets into an accident and subsequently plowed by your dumbass because of your Facebook status. This does make me feel better about being a Donte Stallworth fan, however. At least he was abusing substances in the wee hours of the morning.

KFTC: Fat Shoplifters

A sheriff’s deputy arrived and asked Perkins to put her hands behind her back, but she “cursed at the deputy, balled her right hand into a fist and took a fighting stance...”

KFTC: Exploding Grow House

Talk about kickin' ninjas while they're down. Here's the same story brought to by two smokin' hot hispanic news anchors. Patrick Massaquoi sounds a little guilty at 01:20. "They were growing pot in there?"

Aw Shit: VT-MD Tomorrow Night

Ain't but 24 hours before Boris gets off work and Jackals start heading my way for VT/MD Jackalry Part II. And resident expert Ken Pomeroy is predicting a tight finish. Terps be out for redemption, Hokies be seeking their dance ticket. And college bitches just don't know what's coming their way from golf country down south. Good times and awesome will be gotten by all...

P.S. Jeff Allen got a little freaky on the Yellow Jackets yesterday (as he has been to pretty much everyone lately) - The Key Play has the GIFs.

Jackalocalypse 2011

It's been a long time coming. Calling all jackals. BD2 is headed home and BMR is rocking the empty crib.  Roll up.

Friday Hottie: Alexandria Mills

Hard to beat Miss World/former Miss U.S.A.

...and here's a random trashy one with enormous cans.

Yo They Owe This Broad Some Money!

I mean she fucking paid $22 dollars to get her kid a fucking birthday present.

The poor little guy probably had fucking cancer too and all he ever wanted was a dead puppy for Christssake. WTF is wrong with these postal workers nowadays? There job is not be peeking inside shit they deliver, they just gotta deliver the motherfucker. Who are they Curious George? I mean shit, she told 'em it was a toy robot and toy robots make noises inside boxes and stuff. Goddamn........................

And then she gets charged with animal cruelty on top of her not getting her money back??? Oh lord this is wrong. I mean the USPS clearly dropped the ball on this one. Besides it ain't animal cruelty if the puppy is that fucking ugly, did you see its mug? WTF is that thing a poodle? Shit maybe the post office did that kid a favor.................

MIA Jackal: Ball Deep

Where has this ninja been? I ain't seen him in the Den in a minute.... Awww shit, THERE HE IS!!!!!

hahaha!

www.didthecavswinlastnight.com

KFTC: Christopher Lee

Can you imagine going to a job interview after resigning as a Congressman?

Wow: Bottoms Up Beer

Woohoo!



Unfortunately, as Matt Yglesias points out, this innovation isn't likely to be as beneficial to customers as it could be, particularly for those of you in DC. But it's fucking awesome nonetheless!

Living the Dream: Mark Sanchez

We all want to be an NFL quarterback, right?

billhicksmostfunnydamus: NWO Currency

I smell the smell going around.
I'm getting pounded in the ground.
With this funny money still cycling around.
You know the Euro, kicking Uncle Sam in the who know
You know, deniro, the root of all evil.
Yeah I know you can't stand it,
Being broker than the Ten Commandments,
And the broker ain't planned this.
Now they talkin' the Amero damn it.
When it come down to it, Some can see right through it.

JOTW: Dilla Week

For those ninjas that have been sleepin pay your respects today. 5 years ago today hip hop lost a great warrior, J Dilla. Producer and beat maker for the roots, tribe, common, talib, and de la sol just to name a few. Lived his life doing what he loved makin real hip hop not this new age rap and bullshit, superbowl halftime show, that plagues the radio and will be the destruction of the music industry as we know it. UNF some clones, spit a hot rhyme, tell your coworkers to go to sleep , or do some other jackal shit in remembrance of Dilla Dawg. "Number one beat innovator, always ahead of us, everybody, you're ahead of us now, you beat us home"

JOTD Part 2: Gary Fucking Williams

More wins than John Wooden. Enough said.

JOTD: General Greivis Vasquez

Aaaawwwwwwwwww yeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! This is what the fuck I'm talking about!!!!! Put my boys jersey in the fucking rafters where it belongs. Let Scar Shoulders howl from the top of his lungs during the ceremony. Let the good vibes of one of the most JACKAL Terps of all time wash over you.
Viva el callejero!!!!

Anniversary of Joseph McCarthy's Witch Hunt

"McCarthy enthusiastically agreed and took advantage of the nation’s wave of fanatic terror against communism, and emerged on February 9, 1950, claiming he had a list of 205 people in the State Department who were known members of the American Communist Party."


The Den is rapt by a hunt of it's own. Dissent and mistrust are afoot...

New Jackal Feature: I Live This Shit

No no no.....I told you.... I live this shit ... I aint just up here, rappin and tappin, spittin and skittin and shit....Naw, uh uhh, not me...I'm not you, I'm not you rapper, I'm not you...

Back in the day we here at the den had regular features... well... on the regular. All we have leftover from these glory days is the Friday Hottie and when you think about it the Friday Hottie is kinda gross. BMR is jacking off at some time during the week and finds a new girl to bust on. Then he finds 7 more pics of her and feeds it to Tico and BHMF. Y'all ninjas are getting Booger McRightHands sloppy Internet seconds... but I digress...

I'm introducing a new feature here at the Den called "I Live This Shit". Basically you do something Jackal as Fuck, tell us about it. Take fucking pictures. And tag it.

Expect something from yours truly on the regular because I Live This Shit each and every day. And what do we have here? The first installment of I live this shit is already up?!?!?! Did Scar Shoulders just post in the past like Doc Brown in Back to the Future?!?!?!?!? JTFC that dude is Jackal as fuck. Make like Westside Connection and bow down before your God.

Hoooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwlllllllllllaaaaallllllluuuuujjjjjjjjjajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

If You Gotta Go...

"A California man attending a cockfight has died after being stabbed in the leg by a bird that had a knife attached to its own limb."