Woohoo!
Unfortunately, as Matt Yglesias points out, this innovation isn't likely to be as beneficial to customers as it could be, particularly for those of you in DC. But it's fucking awesome nonetheless!
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The Den is alive and well. Holy crap, we're getting back to being jackal.
ReplyDeleteHead, you really need to specify NW DC. Yglesias might go to Dupont and Adams Morgan with the clones, but NE never feared a successful watering hole.
You think I know even the first thing about DC geography? If so, you are very, very wrong, sir.
ReplyDeleteNW is GAF. All you need to know. Your face is delicious.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if you should say a thing like "your face is delicious" to Head... That's some playing with fire shit if I've ever seen it...
ReplyDeleteI don't know what the fuck that Yglesias dude was talking about, he was all over the map but oh well. The point is more beer faster.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck do they do with cups though? I hope they reuse them. Magnets ain't cheap!
There is one very real problem they haven't thought of though. If they are pouring all these fucking drunk ass muthafucka's beer this fast that means these MF'ers are getting tanked real fast whence means they gonna be having to U (no NF, just U) at a higher rate than usual.
What this all boils down to is one long ass line for the urinal and if they don't invent some type of magnet bladder removal system to compensate for this shit, they gonna be sorry.
BHMF whens the last time you went to the verizon/mci center? You know they got little shelves you can put your beer on over the urinals? Ain't that some genius jackal ass shit?
ReplyDeleteCareful in Section 405, though. There's some unevenness on the second to last seat. If you get there late and some lady takes your cupholder, you're likely to spill the beer your fellow jackal just bought you.
ReplyDelete^^^^truth^^^^^
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