KFTC: Facebookers

You won't be happy until you Facebook someone to death, will you? "Driving to work and this dumb guy is in the middle of my lane exchanging insurance information." Glad to know! Wow, some poor bastard gets into an accident and subsequently plowed by your dumbass because of your Facebook status. This does make me feel better about being a Donte Stallworth fan, however. At least he was abusing substances in the wee hours of the morning.