If you're a dude, and your name is a reference to one of the dumbest slits, yes slits, ever to smear popular culture, you're a fuckin' douche. If blogging is your profession, correction, if blogging about TMZish content is your profession, you're essentially the T1000 of gay clones. You morph and shiftshape into gay clone status, just in case you've been gay too long to have had a fair chance to see Terminator 2: Judgment Day, an extremely jackal film, in which the lone setback, is the fact that the douchebag director cast his hermaphrodite lesser half in the supporting role.
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D98VS5RG1&show_article=1
Don't be misguided, I hate the Black Eyed Peas as much as this pile driver did at 4am the other night, but you're a Bloggarazzi. On OUR blog, we'll pretend you weren't crying and sweating your fat gay ass off, but you're sporting the latest urine and feces from your pals at the Jackals Den.