WTF?: Crazy Rednecks

Well, if we thought our hands were full with Al-Qaeda, we might want to get a hold of these dumb rednecks as soon as we can. I saw some people on the Capitol lawn last weekend who looked very capable and motivated to do something this stupid. It's like my man Kweli say, "That's like saying 'only gays get AIDS'...just the beginning, first inning, the battle for America's soul and the devil's winning."

Don't sleep.

This is what it means to be a TERP!

I just checked my email.  If Duke wins the national title I win $2800. If they lose in the championship game I win $1200. I'll be rooting for the cheaters from WVU come Saturday. As always, FUCK DUKE!

JOTD: BBC reporter guy

I don't care where he is from, fucking with scientologists is some funny shit.

"you...were......not...there!!!"


whoever made the blue screen notes is a freaking moron...but this is well worth a watch.

KFTC: Shittsburgh, Pennsyltucky

Top 10 U.S. Cities Most Polluted by Short-Term Particle Pollution:

1) Pittsburgh, Pa.
2) Los Angeles/Long Beach/Riverside, Calif.
3) Fresno/Madera, Calif.
4) Bakersfield, Calif.
5) Birmingham, Ala.
6) Logan, Utah
7) Salt Lake City, Utah
8) Sacramento, Calif.
9) Detroit, Mich.
10) Baltimore, Md./Washington, D.C./Northern Virginia.

Top 10 U.S. Cities Most Polluted by Year-Round Particle Pollution:

1) Los Angeles/Long Beach/Riverside, Calif.

2) Pittsburgh, Pa.

3) Bakersfield, Calif.
4) Birmingham, Ala.
5) Visalia/Porterville, Calif.
6) Atlanta, Ga.
7) Cincinnati, Ohio
8) Fresno/Madera, Calif.
9) Hanford/Corcoran, Calif.
10) Detroit, Mich.

Friday Hottie: Interactive Skanks

fuckin' skanks.

Know What Sucks?: Jury Duty

Your boy BMR would like to introduce a new segment to the Den. It's called 'Know What Sucks?' Today's 'Know What Sucks?' is brought to you by the District of Columbia and BMR's place of beezwax. I'm pretty sure jury duty sucks under any circumstance. The Man was telling BMR he had to use his vacation time to go decide whether or not to imprison a ninja. This myth has since been dispelled, but jury duty is still likely to suck ass. So, DC, you think you want to try and clone me? Not bloody likely.

GCOTD Vol. 2: Sadney Crysby

Are you ready for some fucking 3rd period? Can the Caps borrow your boys' anthem, SS?

GCOTD: Sadney Crysby

In case you missed this on Monday night, another example of what a shitty sportsman Sadney really is. Keep in mind, the Shittsburgh Penisguins are down by two goals, get a good look at Sadney's cross-checking clinic on the 1st star of the game, Henrik Zetterberg. A real live jackal, Jimmy Howard, decided he had seen plenty.

We hate Shittsburgh here in DC/MD, but the hockey rivalry may belong to Detroit. Which is kind of fitting, because those two cities really suck ass...



...lest we forget.



Someone with a bit more time than BMR put one of these together. Awesome song.

JOT(yester)D(ay): Me...Video from yesterday

Jackal of the Day: Me

NJ, I own you. Give me traffic, flooding, rain, stupid people, shitheads with bad haircuts, soccer moms on cell phones,  Jersey Shore TV shows, pollution, toxic air, toxic water, and the list goes on but you will not take my jackalness! Respect thy gangsta at all times and at all costs! Feel my fury!!!!

BLABAHHRRARRRAHAHHRHARHRHARRRAHH!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY JACKALNESS! PLEASE BAALLEEEVE ME!

GO THE FUCK TO ASLEEEEEEPPPPPP!!!!

HHHHHHOOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS fuck you Google Blogger piece of crap website thingy for wasting a half hour of my life not letting me load my hilarious video, which makes this post make no sense.. Great work....fags

Thank you Head and SS for pointing this out to me...fags