NJ, I own you. Give me traffic, flooding, rain, stupid people, shitheads with bad haircuts, soccer moms on cell phones, Jersey Shore TV shows, pollution, toxic air, toxic water, and the list goes on but you will not take my jackalness! Respect thy gangsta at all times and at all costs! Feel my fury!!!!BLABAHHRRARRRAHAHHRHARHRHARRRAHH!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY JACKALNESS! PLEASE BAALLEEEVE ME!
GO THE FUCK TO ASLEEEEEEPPPPPP!!!!
HHHHHHOOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS fuck you Google Blogger piece of crap website thingy for wasting a half hour of my life not letting me load my hilarious video, which makes this post make no sense.. Great work....fags
Thank you Head and SS for pointing this out to me...fags
Fuel for Wednesday, fellow Jackal, did anyone else catch the end of Pens/Red Wings? Sadney Crysby(0 pts) was cross checking the shit out of Zetterberg(3pts, 2 goals, 1 assist) while trying for a last second goal(while down by 2 goals, mind you), so Detroit's goalie got JAF on Crysby's Canuck ass. Zetterberg landed a nice right on his pretty chin chin also. Quite a jackal turn of events. Sadney no likey losey. BDTwice, you're getting a motorcycle? Awesome.
ReplyDeleteP.S. that photo looks like "Two Weeks" and Randy Quaid exposed to Mars' atmosphere got drunk and screwed.
ReplyDeleteDennis Quaid? Quaid from Total Recall.
ReplyDeletetwwwwwwoooo wwwwwwwweeeeeekkkkkssssssss!!!
ReplyDeleteif you haven't already watch that episode on the link, Head and Scar were right...f'ing hilarious.
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