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CTB Show 497: Edgar Allan Poe Walks Among Us
6 days ago
Monday, March 29, 2010
WTF?: Crazy Rednecks
Well, if we thought our hands were full with Al-Qaeda, we might want to get a hold of these dumb rednecks as soon as we can. I saw some people on the Capitol lawn last weekend who looked very capable and motivated to do something this stupid. It's like my man Kweli say, "That's like saying 'only gays get AIDS'...just the beginning, first inning, the battle for America's soul and the devil's winning."
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On a lighter note, OBD, nine people were indicted , so they should have some vacancies...
ReplyDeleteI know this is beside the point, but this really jumped out at me:
ReplyDelete"Donna Stone, the ex-wife of David Stone Sr., said her husband's growing radicalism was a factor in their breakup. She said the couple was married about 10 years ago and divorced about three years ago. David Stone Jr. is her son by another man and is not David Stone Sr.'s natural son, she said."
Um, I'm pretty sure it's impossible for David Stone Jr. to not be the natural son of David Stone Sr. That's what those "Jr." and "Sr." mean.
"Aw, shit! Yer son's David, too? Well I guess I just got myself a Joonyer!"
That is a head-scratcher. I wonder if Donna Stone was waiting for old boy to get in some legal trouble to drop that bomb. You know, so he's incarcerated and can't, uh, kill her when he finds out she boinked the proverbial "milk man".
ReplyDelete"Joonyer"
ReplyDeleteFucking classic...