Keep Fuckin that Chicken!!!

It takes a tough man to make a tender victory!


11 round shootout = Jackal as fuck

GCOTD: Tim Ryan

I have an hour long commute most days and can only tolerate so much news, ESPN and music stations so I occasionally tune into the NFL network. This shithead takes over the entire afternoon with a radio show of lame ass truck drivers calling in about there team which is never the local team where they live.

Example:

"We have Rick from San Diego on the line, Ricky, welcome to Movin' the Chains, what brings you to the show today."

"Pat and Timmy how are ya. My name is Rick, 2nd time caller, I am callin' bout my Pittsburg Steelers. Been a fan for 3 years, born and raised in Sacramento California..."

"Rick, you guys have got to do a better job in your secondary, your pass rush has been inconsistent..."

What?!?! Rick from San Diego is on the team?? What the fuck are you talking about??!

Also, I can't tell you how many times this idiot says the following:

"bangin' it out on a Wednesday"
"schemes"
"terrific"
"generating yardage"
"shed blockers"

I thought he was a big black dude from the sound of his voice and his style of commentary, but I should have known he is just a fat white dude trying to sound cool. But that is not the real problem with this douche.

The real problem is how he will never say anything negative about anyone that has actually appeared on the show before. The Carolina Panthers suck. Everyone knows it but because he and "Foxy' are buddies he gives them an out almost every time. They are scared to lose the three listeners and are scared to say something negative so they have so they never actually say anything. They just talk about BS O-line terminology that unless you played O-line you could give a fuck about hand positions or any of that shit.

Another annoyance is his incessant use of brevs for people's names such as:

John Fox - Foxy
Andre Carter - Dre
AP - Andrian Peterson
Pat Kirwin - Patty





Tim Ryan....you sir suck ass.

Nice list, BD2, but did you do ANY R&D?

B

BD2, an impressive collection of hot chicks duping an unsuspecting jackal into watching an otherwise meaningles athletic endeavor, but my friend. My broseph, how did you leave my girl Jeanette Lee out?

Sports moments that shouldn't be hot...but are

Granted, none of these are real sports, but even so, these "activities" are not supposed to have hot chicks compete in them.  Race car driving, ping pong, figure skating, etc.  dude/gay clone dominated sports.  

Most of the time athletic prowess is inversely related to hotness...just look at Anna Kornikova (hot/sucks at sports) or Elizabeth Lambert (busted/beats bitches up on the soccer field)  I'm just sayin'

Ping pong chick is sort of busted, but come on it is fucking ping pong!

5 minutes to go...Redskins FO, please dont be as dumb as you are

"Larry Johnson...waiver claims can be made through 4:00 p.m. ET on Tuesday, with priority determined based on current won-loss records. Anyone who claims Johnson would inherit the remainder of his $4.55 million base salary and $60,000 per-game roster bonus. If he clears waivers, Johnson will become an unrestricted free agent, able to sign with any team -- and also free to collect the balance of his base salary from the Chiefs as termination pay."

We are getting distracted by Gay Clones....Focus on the task at hand

The Communists Won

And I hate myself for letting it happen. BD2 and Boogers McRib know what I am talking about. I can't live like this.

GCOTW: ECU...a college football pussy school

What's the definition of a College Football pussy school?

If any of the below apply:

1. Gay traditions
2. Lacrosse and volleyball teams are their best team sports
3. Your stadium and fans have no football soul
4. You don't win against non-div 2 schools
5. Alcohol is not insanely consumed for many hours before every game

Virginia (of course) is a great example, but ECU turns out also fits

They have a cannon, a mini sized cannon Look at that fucking thing! This is indisputable evidence that there is a gay cloning movement....HAHA (this is the "cannon" the pirates "shoot" after every TD)

Gay clone:


Hokies version:


In Nov 14th we'll find out if MD has been gay cloned

Get Up for the Get Awesome Get Down (per BD2s Request)

Be prepared to hear this 100 times this weekend. Jay Z on some Wicomico Hall shit.



Used to rock a throwback, ballin on the corner
Now I rock a teller suit, looking like a owner
No I'm not a Jonas, brother
I'm a grown up
No I'm not a virgin
I use my cojones


Friday Night
6pm (or earlier) - get home, be ready to get awesome. People can come over at this time.
8pm - Watch Terps win their first BBall game of the year on Comcast Sportsnet
10pm - Create Jackals sign for tailgate with BD2 and Head

Saturday
7am - wake up
7:01am - make coffee
7:05am - add Irish to it
8:30am - carpool arrives at 811 Malcolm
9am SHARP - carpool heads to College Park
9:15am - arrive on campus and put up Jackals flag
9:16am - start getting awesome
noon - achieve Wizard status, start prepping to head to game
1pm - kickoff
4pm - storm field with Ticos head on a stick
5pm - arrive back at 811 Malcolm to get mo awesome with Babyface
9pm - take pictures of Babyface puking
10pm - take pictures of BD2 passed out on the ground like a little bitch
10:01 pm to infinity - on to the next one on to the next one on to the next one on to the next one...

GCOTD: Aerosmith

Bon voyage, bitches. When people ask what's so great about Led Zeppelin, the Who, the Police, regardless of their music, they called it quits rather than throw on cruise control in the lane to suck. The Rolling Stones, quit, please. Aerosmith, thank you so much for putting an end to aural fecal matter, although I'm sorry this will never happen again. They took way too long to quit, they'll probably tour again for $400/ticket, but this was one of the best rock bass lines ever. Nevertheless, Steven Tyler and Co., go the fuck asleep. Your band has sucked for more years than it was good.