Monday, November 9, 2009

GCOTW: ECU...a college football pussy school

What's the definition of a College Football pussy school?

If any of the below apply:

1. Gay traditions
2. Lacrosse and volleyball teams are their best team sports
3. Your stadium and fans have no football soul
4. You don't win against non-div 2 schools
5. Alcohol is not insanely consumed for many hours before every game

Virginia (of course) is a great example, but ECU turns out also fits

They have a cannon, a mini sized cannon Look at that fucking thing! This is indisputable evidence that there is a gay cloning movement....HAHA (this is the "cannon" the pirates "shoot" after every TD)

Gay clone:


Hokies version:


In Nov 14th we'll find out if MD has been gay cloned

1 comment:

  1. That entire post was coherent. I'm shocked and confused. Who is this new Tico trolling the Den??

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