Keeping It Jackal: Toddler Thunderdome

Is there anything more ghetto than this?

“Clearly one of the children is crying and does not want to continue on and he is pushed back into the fray by one of the adults,” Dover Police Captain Tim Stump said.

Friday Hottie Out - Friday JokE In

Since Boogers teased us last week with a smoking Friday hottie and now left us hanging this Friday BHMF feels the need to fill the void wit something. Ok here goes: Q: What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? A: "Make me one with everything."

Boogerdamus: Steelers Finish 3rd in AFC North

Seriously, the Shittsburgh Squeelers are going to shut the fuck up this fall/winter. It's fucking on. I'm not afraid of Andy Dalton, but Ike Taylor is. Boogerdamus guaranteeing the Squeelers miss the playoffs.

Notes From the Road...

Boogers here. School is back in session and a trip to your local box store will pay dividends.

The South is awesome. Nice people will one day rule the Earth. Brisket is nourishing. Ben Folds Five are reunited, which is awesome, I had no idea. I just spent two days hanging out with cops. They're awesome dudes. It sucks that society pits various groups of the population against one another. We're all on the same team. I miss my car. Howla.

Football Educational Post

10-16 for 188 yards and 2 TDs, team scores 21 points with him in the game. 4-6 for 70 yards 1 TD and 1 lost fumble, team scores 7 points and gives up the ball at their own 20 with him in the game. Number 1 picks are better than number 2 picks. Any questions?

Friday Hottie: Laura Lee

Jackals Sleepy Again?

Is the Martian atmosphere making the Den sleepy? Have Boogers long-talked about long-sought-after Martians put us asleep with such little ease? We are on Mars MotherFuckers!!! New worlds conquered by the mighty Jackal! Wake up and talk about this shit! It is a good time to be a Jackal!

Anubis's Will Be Done

The economic, employment, criminal and social implications of this would be so fucking great for this country. We'll see how many friends RJ Reynolds and Anheuser Busch have on Capitol Hill, but fuck them. We are the masses.

"There's no guarantee it will happen this year, but there’ll be more initiatives on state ballots in 2014, and 2016, and beyond. Most pot activists and policy analysts I spoke to put the timeframe for legalization at 5-7 years, tops." 

GCOTD: Scar Shoulders

This conversation occurred this morning and incensed me. Not knowing/appreciating music is one thing, but one would think such ignorance would require one remove oneself from said debate. I'm not knocking Janis Joplin. I wish she was hotter, because she was probably an animal in the sack. That said, Jerry Garcia, along with the rest of the Grateful Dead, their crew, Ken Kesey, the Merry Pranksters the Wall of Sound, LSD, San Francisco did way more for music than Janis did. She was a lynx. But go ahead, shut yo mouth.

JOTD; Chris Davis

What can this guy not do?

Seriously, Bud Selig, a little YouTubes never hurt nobody. You wonder why every little kid in America doesn't want to play baseball? You're a douche. Your league is douche-esque. No salary cap? Rings for sale? Fuck the Yankees and fuck you.