CTB Show 576: Sicilian Is The New Black
2 weeks ago
Sunday, November 8, 2009
HILARITY.
Play this game when bored at work.
http://games.adultswim.com/five-minutes-to-kill-yourself-adventure-online-game.html
http://games.adultswim.com/five-minutes-to-kill-yourself-adventure-online-game.html
Javid Best Youngin!
Holy shit. At least this bamma didn't spew gatorade stew this time.
SS - Was it really only a year ago that Maryland beat a nationally ranked team? What the fuck?
SS - Was it really only a year ago that Maryland beat a nationally ranked team? What the fuck?
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Jackal Memories of my past: First Blood
Netflix is the greatest thing ever. I always find random shit I have not seen in years. Yes, it is Saturday night and I am at home. What do you expect? A Jackal has to put in his quality family time before a weekend of debauchery on the 14th...
So tonight's selection happens to be one of the greatest of all time. First Blood. Obviously this is the only good Rambo movie. First, because Rambo is not in the title, but mostly because Sly Stallone says about 3 words total so he doesn't blow his cover about being totally fucking retarded. But seriously this movie happens to fucking rule.
I can't even remember how many wooden knives I whittled, fires I started, or survival techniques I impersonated in my backyard as I kid based solely on imitating this movie. Most jackal shit ever.
Not to get all nostalgic but old movies were so much better. No CGI, No Shia LaBeouf, no megan fox (ok so that part is bonus), just a serious case of ass kicking from a 'roided out freak that "had been pushed to far." Seriously I can't decide whose voice is cooler this old school preview guy or Richard Crenna. "Don't forget one thing.....a good supply of body bags."
So tonight's selection happens to be one of the greatest of all time. First Blood. Obviously this is the only good Rambo movie. First, because Rambo is not in the title, but mostly because Sly Stallone says about 3 words total so he doesn't blow his cover about being totally fucking retarded. But seriously this movie happens to fucking rule.
I can't even remember how many wooden knives I whittled, fires I started, or survival techniques I impersonated in my backyard as I kid based solely on imitating this movie. Most jackal shit ever.
Not to get all nostalgic but old movies were so much better. No CGI, No Shia LaBeouf, no megan fox (ok so that part is bonus), just a serious case of ass kicking from a 'roided out freak that "had been pushed to far." Seriously I can't decide whose voice is cooler this old school preview guy or Richard Crenna. "Don't forget one thing.....a good supply of body bags."
A Tribute to a Modern Day (kind of) Scarface- The Al Pacino one
Okay. You know you are getting awesome when you own some cool exotic animals.But you get double points when your shit starts taking over the native ecosystem and are the only ones on the continent and whatnot.
Also, your former home is now a theme park. In Columbia, but still, pretty bad ass. Pablo Escobar was also at one point the 7th richest man in the world.
Not too shabby. Also, pet hippos? Way more awesome than fucking pussy Mike Tyson tigers. Hippos be hungry, hungry! More people die from them in Africa than any other animal.
1st summary- Pablo Escobar epitomized the gangsta lifestyle, and had hippos. Jackal!
2nd summary- Brown Dog got a Brown Dog (more brindle really) See above. Jackal!
3rd summary- Camo High Life is the shit. Jackal.
Bitches.
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Friday, November 6, 2009
Maryland Chooses the Wrong Uniforms for VT Game
As ScarShoulders mentioned previously, Maryland has chosen to wear camouflage uniforms for the Virginia Tech game next weekend.
And now a VT alumnus has killed a bunch of soldiers. Good fucking work Debbie Yow. Can a guy be blamed for confusing camo-wearing Maryland players with real soldiers? You mess with a bull, you get the horns - it's not like it was a secret that we were a bunch of psychos...
More seriously, my nominees for GCOTD are the reporters, such as Wade Goodwyn of NPR, who have gone out of their way to mention that the Fort Hood shooter was a VT grad even though he graduated in 1995 and got a doctorate since then. Just crazy lame.
And now a VT alumnus has killed a bunch of soldiers. Good fucking work Debbie Yow. Can a guy be blamed for confusing camo-wearing Maryland players with real soldiers? You mess with a bull, you get the horns - it's not like it was a secret that we were a bunch of psychos...More seriously, my nominees for GCOTD are the reporters, such as Wade Goodwyn of NPR, who have gone out of their way to mention that the Fort Hood shooter was a VT grad even though he graduated in 1995 and got a doctorate since then. Just crazy lame.
SS is to Reply all what Lawrence Taylor is to Crack
Because SS just loves replying to all almost as much as getting everyone fired up for upcoming events, this post is dedicated to being the spot that everyone can say whatever the hell they want about the 14th weekend. What you need to bring, ticket disputes, shit talking, etc. etc. 
Just 2 rules:Don't use names, and no touching of the hair or face.
(Let's be honest, everyone is probably going to keep replying to all, but you can't blame a jackal for trying. )
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