I'll see your reminder....and raise you!

First things first, press play.



And now let the ass kicking wash over you....

I think I have to send you a reminder. Here it is!

First things first, press play.


And now let the ass kicking wash over you....

-No Subject-

'nuff said.

Last One For Now...

I couldn't resist, but does anybody else find it ironic that the kid they thought flew away in a mylar ufo today was named Falcon?

Oh yeah, and his dad's a weather chaser and makes them all sleep fully clothed in the case of a "weather event".

This Blew My Feeble Mind

This midget's nine years old. I can only recall one similar feat of athletic prowess that involves ScarShoulders, myself and a rim at Bushy Park Elementary.

Fuck the Phillies: Moreover Fuck Face Hair in Baseball

I'm currently watching the Dodgers/Phillies game (note that I list the Dodgers first, intentional, and only after watching the Caps crush the high-scoring San Jose Sharks 4-0), and Phillies just hit a 3-run homer. Between saying fuck my baseball life and pounding a glass of Carlos Rossi "piason" (is that an Italian dig?) I caught glimpse of this historically weak suck-ass's facial hair.



While this isn't a new observation, it just further served my theory that baseball players have the worst facial hair ever.

Not that the NBA isn't without merit...


But baseball's takes the cake.

What is it about baseball that encourages a new level of lameness? Is it the Skoal? Rednecks with no idea what the fuck it is to be a man?
What do you think? Maybe I just fucking hate the Phillies.

PS Manny Ramirez just hit a 2-run homer.

Rain Sucks

 

Rain sucks and it's taking a toll on ol' Boogers. On top of it all, my walk/train to work today was loud as fuck. 

I'm so fucking pumped up, because my boy, T-Large done invited me to go camping somewhere in the Virginia wilderness and get awesome(there's already talk of achieving Wizard status), firing weaponry(which BMR doesn't really give a shit about, but pretty jackal behavior as far as the jackal spectrum is concerned) and general getting back to being jackal, despite the nation's capital attempting to clone my jackal ass.

Hope she warms you up on this shitty, shitty day.

In Response: Head...I hate yo sorry ass (cont.)

I ran out of room in my last post from spittin' so much hot fire in your area, so here is the rest....

In response to the name change, The Economist is written by some faggot ass Brits in faggot ass England. So I could give 2 shits what they think about REAL football not that bullshit they play over there.

Here are some comments from REAL Americans:

GO SKINS!

They like the name and mascot of the Redskins, as do I. It is fucking American. Call ‘em the Real ‘Mericans if you want. That is the one thing you said I agree with. It pays tribute to a time when things weren’t so PC. Oh I don’t want to offend the poor Native Americans. Don’t say that you will hurt their feelings. FUCK THAT. They don’t give a shit and neither should anyone else. Every once and while there will be another lawsuit (most recently to the Supreme Court) but that shit ain’t gonna change a damn thing. I have native American in my family line (probably like .00025%) and that shit makes me proud as hell to be a fan of the Redskins.

Yes, you are correct the Redskins do currently suck, but they have numerous championship appearances and playoff appearances, 3 Super Bowl Rings, and are part of the original teams from the 1930s. A lot more than can be said about a good majority of the rest of the bullshit teams out there. (Giants have many of these same distinctions, SS so don’t bother).

This season and the past 10 years have been an abomination of the greatest franchise in the league. Get rid of Dan Snyder and the nation’s capital will once again have the best fucking team in the world.

GO SKINS!!!!

PS - What the fuck is a Hokie anyway? I would much rather my team that has a mascot that represents REAL America instead of some PC bullshit name that makes no sense.

In Response: Head...I hate yo sorry ass

The fact that you are just discovering this now shows how little you know about the NFL. Even chicks know this shit Head. Why the fuck do you think I have been silent with my trash talking over the past few weeks??

Also, http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2009/10/12/most-amazing-stat-of-the-day/ is a completely useless link. “Page cannot be displayed” doesn’t prove anything other than the fact the the hyperlink master is losing his touch.

Washington is a team in utter disarray. It is our owner’s fault. The fans know it, media knows it, players and coaches know it, hell even chicks know it. And have since week 2. Yet you are just posting this now. Which means you are either (a) stupid as fuck or (b) really fucking unobservant
I heard Doug Gottlieb last night on ESPN radio (major douche) say the worst teams in the League were as follows:

Oakland, Cleveland, St. Louis, Detroit, Tennesee, Buffalo, Tampa Bay and my beloved Washington Redskins. He didn't even mention winless Kansas City whom we play Sunday. Apparently he thinks they are better than the Skins (Pretty fucking awful). If they lose this weekend which many people in DC hope they will so that change is forced to happen, this point will be proven correct.

I admit the team is really bad, but why the fuck do you care? You don’t even like the NFL. None of you intellectual types do. It is too ‘Merican for you to handle. Big ass truck commercials, American shitty beer commercials, massive corporate marketing, cheerleaders, tailgating, hot dogs, burgers, hot women, excessive drinking etc, etc. Oh wait. College football has all the same shit and a 1/3 of the mystique, excitement, talent or fucking ACTUAL champion at the end of the season. Go watch your shitty ass college games where they vote for the champion instead of having playoffs.

Stat of the Day: A New Low for the Redskins

Joe Posnanski points out that the Washington Redskins this week will be playing a winless team for the sixth consecutive week. That is utterly unbelievable. And even more unbelievable is that they have managed a losing record against those five unfeated teams. In fact, the Giants, whom Washington played in Week1, are the only one of those five opponents with a non-Washington win - the other four opponents are 2-2 agains the Redskins but a Detroit Lions-esque 0-15 against everyone else. (Last year's Lions, that is, since of course this year's version beat the 'Skins.)

I know there are a lot of Redskins fans on here who probably don't want to talk about this, but like an college athletic director who just discovered a violation in his own program, it probably would have been best for everyone if you had just brought this to our attention yourselves.

Your team is lame, amazingly, historically lame. And really crappy at football. Perhaps it's some consolation that a lot of the players on it will be retarded or insane in the not-too-distant future...

P.S. The Economist also finds your mascot offensive, but disregard that, the important thing is that they come up with a reasonably funny alternative: The Washington Real Americans. Can we just call them the 'Mericans for short?